Buttersock 

A sock full of butter in which someone is beaten with. They usually have a butter fetish or like to eat butter and/or socks. Buttersocks are a deadly weapon and have often been used by butter munchers as a way of softening butter before baking.

Guy1 "Let me beat you with my Buttersock"
Guy2 "Sure, I love butter"

Buttersock by Butternomnom October 9, 2011

buttersack 

its one of those things. you will know it when you see it.

Matt ~ have you ever grabbed a buttersack by the butt?
Jared ~ uh whats a buttersack?
Matt ~ you'd know if you've grabbed it

buttersack by doolica13 October 14, 2009

Buttercock 

Coined by Pete Holmes:
A lost erection, a penis soft as butter.

Honey, it is buttercock! It’s land-o-lakes down there... I can’t believe it is not an erection!

Buttercock by TheGarzo January 13, 2020

Connecticut Buttersock 

When a person is falsely accused of a wrongdoing so they harshly beat the accuser with a sock filled with frozen butter and then proceed to ass rape the beaten persons wife or husband.

Man after Principal Ken gave Steve 2 days of ISS he went all Connecticut Buttersock on him

Connecticut Buttersock by Pasta Salad Penetrator July 7, 2016

Buttersock 

A jizz filled condom

After I finished sexing up Sam, I threw my buttersock on her face.

Buttersock by Otaku26 July 1, 2012

buttercock 

A sculpture of a phallus made entirely out of butter or, if need be, a butter substitute.

Person 1: Yo man! Check out my buttercock!

Person 2: Pretty sweet dude. Wanna have some toast later?

buttercock by WhyWeEat December 4, 2007

Buttercock 

A buttercock: a person, website or object people constantly use but get mad at when something goes wrong on their behalf. Like using a cock made of butter, self lubricating but when it breaks you blame it instead of yourself for choosing to use it

P1: "why did you send a link with that Wikipedia page."
P2: "it was Wikipedia's fault."
P1: "Bit of a buttercock then."

Buttercock by SapphireWuffy March 2, 2017