Torpedo

A term used to describe the male genitalia while its erect.

I woke up with the mean Torpedo this morning. I was ready to launch that

by ELOHmoneySTACKz April 30, 2011

Torpedo

When you fingering a girl in the bum and you hit a turd (the torpedo).

Rob: I slipped her a digit in the corn hole and found a torpedo.
John: That's disgusting...
Rob: Yeah, and the worse bit is that I got some stuck under my finger nail...

by Torpedo_hunter May 31, 2010

Torpedoed

The accidental insertion of the erect Penis into a Woman's anus during regular vaginal intercourse. This is unplanned entry without pre lube or forewarning. Often ends in a slap in the face or surprise orgasm. Usually pain

I was banging that bird and I totally torpedoed her, turns out she had piles and didn't like it up the shitter

by Torpedoed August 31, 2014

Torpedo

Often referring to a man's penis.

Hey, I bet Jerry's going to give her the Torpedo tonight!

by Larryfun August 11, 2005

torpedo

1) Under water, self-proppellant missile.

2) A long shit.

Hit by a torpedo


I dropped a torpedo

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

torpedo

a 1991 Toyota Previa

Damn, there goes another torpedo

by janbo August 27, 2006

torpedo

When a woman puts a dildo in her pussy, then pushes it out with enough force so that it shoots out her vagina, like a torpedo.

John: Did you see the torpedo during the stripper show?
Rich: Yea, the guy that caught it got some pussy juice on him too.
John: It was probably piss...

by CTMD May 04, 2010