busdriver

1)Lifeless zombies who are in the state of either debt, doubt, or high blood pressure that drive buses. Occassionally you will come across a hybrid, one who's mother cross breeded with a human.

2)Dog's encapsulated in obese human costumes, that drive buses, and never stop nagging for food.

1)"Dude, C'mon, the busdrivers gonna get his blood pressure checked again."

2)"I still don't under stand how the busdriver can still afford all of the fritolays chips."

3)"Good thing the busdriver can't fit through the isle way."

4)"Tony, did you bring any dog treats in your backpack today. The busdriver is barking again"

5)"Yes! Our substitute busdriver can't see over his stomach!"

by Kierin September 20, 2005

Bus Drivers' Rules

When somebody enforces rules that nobody has heard of until now.

In the winte of '62, I moved from the corner of Lake and 30th streets to get in out of the -31 degree cold. I came out of the laundromat that provided a modicum of relief from the wind and cold to catch the Minneapolis City Bus. The driver stopped but said I couldn't use my transfer, because I wasn't being picked up at the CORNER OF 30TH AND LAKE STREET. I paid the fair with a grumble, saying "This sounds like Bus Drivers' rules, 'You Make Them Up As You Drive Along.'" There was some murmuring of agreement from the other passengers. He didn't throw me out into the Minus 31 degree night.

by Past Pedestrian September 6, 2009

busdriverphobia

The fear of a bus driver, you start to cry after talking to them if they are mean.

Why'd you start crying when the bus driver didn't let us on the bus because it was all maximum capacity. I have busdriverphobia

by ItS mE tHaT hOe November 23, 2020

Alabama Busdriver

The Alabama busdriver is a unique form of a shit fetish. Step one, find a busdriver and enter the bus. You will not get off the bus intil the busdriver is done with their route. Step two, cut off the busdriver before they leave the bus and deliver a swift neck jab to their jugular vein, thus incapacitating them. Step three, you defecate in their oral cavity. Step four, bound them to the seat of the bus and leave them until morning.

This Danm bus driver missed my stop, so I gave er the ol’ Alabama busdriver. That outta show her.

by SweatyButFart March 22, 2025

Alabama Busdriver

The Alabama busdriver is a unique form of a shit fetish. Step one, find a busdriver and enter the bus. You will not get off the bus intil the busdriver is done with their route. Step two, cut off the busdriver before they leave the bus and deliver a swift neck jab to their jugular vein, thus incapacitating them. Step three, you defecate in their oral cavity. Step four, bound them to the seat of the bus and leave them until morning.

This Danm bus driver missed my stop, so I gave er the ol’ Alabama busdriver. That outta show her.

by SweatyButFart March 22, 2025

Alabama Busdriver

The Alabama busdriver is a unique form of a shit fetish. To partake in this act, you must first get CONSENT. Step two, find a busdriver and enter the bus. You will not get off the bus intil the busdriver is done with their route. Step three, cut off the busdriver before they leave the bus and deliver a swift neck jab to their jugular vein, thus incapacitating them. Step four, you defecate in their oral cavity. Step four, you bound them to their bus seat and exit the bus.

This bitch ass busdriver missed my stop, so I gave er the ol’ Alabama busdriver, that outta show her.

by SweatyButFart March 22, 2025