Burnley'd

When your football team loses to Burnley to a tight scoreline despite dominating the entire game. In order to be Burnley'd you must have been shithoused excessively.

For example;
Burnley: 3 shots, 2 on target, 2 goals

Your team: 22 shots, 15 on target, 1 goal

Fuck me we dominated that game, guess you could say we got well and truly Burnley'd

Burnley'd by Fronde November 6, 2018

Burnley Purse 

The female version of the burnley wallet wereby the insides protrude from the said she-grimace.

AWWW mate you just gaves our daughter a bleedin burnley purse!

Burnley Purse by Julian Danielson September 12, 2006

Burnley Hosepipe 

A pop bottle (normally 2 litre capacity) with a small hole drilled in the lid. When filled with water and squeezed, the resultant jet works like a mini hosepipe for those too pikey to own a real hosepipe.

"Pass us that pop bottle* Maude, the dog's left a nutty truncheon on the step and I need to hose it away."

*Burnley Hosepipe

Burnley Hosepipe by Melonheadd June 22, 2011

burnley fc 

1. A small town football club 8 miles away from Blackburn Lancasire.
2. It has nothing to be famous for apart from living on its title of being Blackburn Rovers biggest?? rivals. 3. Nicknamed the dingles after the inbred family off Emmerdale.
4. The fans and club always hoping for Blackburn to be relegated fron the premiership as they will never be promoted and not get a chance to play them again, lets face it the cup draw is not going to happen to often. last time these teams were in the same league the score was a dissapointing 5-1 to the rovers.
5. Play in a poo coloured kit with a hint of blue.

burnley fc?....who??
That team near Blackburn!!
oh yes the dingles!!

burnley fc by uncle jack June 20, 2006

Burnley alka seltzer 

When one is feeling particularly under the weather, hungover, tired etc the perfect solution is the Burnley alka seltzer.

This is when an individual masterbates, has an orgasm and then continues to masterbate until they have a second orgasm.

For the uninitiated or out of practice a soak period of up to 7 minutes is allowed between the first orgasm and the start of the second session of self love for it to qualify as a Burnley alka seltzer and to feel the benefits.
With more practice and to feel greater benefits, this soak period should reduce until a seasoned professional of the 5 fingered shuffle should leave no gap between the first and second fights with the purple headed yoghurt slinger.

Friend "Mate I'm hungover as fuck right now."
You "sounds like you need a quick Burnley alka seltzer to get yourself back in the game mate"

You "doctor I've been feeling under the weather for a while now and I just can't shift it, I've tried paracetamol and ibuprofen, I've had a day off work, I've even thought about doing some of that homeopathic shit"
Doctor "right I'm prescribing you a burnley alka seltzer, go straight home, take it and I think you'll feel much better straight away"

Burnley alka seltzer by Lex Kidderminster October 15, 2023

Burnley Handshake

The act of two men with foreskins docking their penis', causing suction of the foreskin similar to a Chinese fingertrap

Johnny would repeatedly as Marc for a Burnley Handshake, promising he had cleaned his smeg out earlier in there day

Burnley Handshake by McGackers May 6, 2026

Ben Burnley 

Ben Burnley- Unbelievably sexy and talented. Possibly the hottest lead singer ever. Frontman of Breaking Benjamin.

Speaker 1: That must be the sexiest man ever.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's Ben Burnley.

Ben Burnley by she_dexy May 13, 2005