Are you in college or an alcoholic? If so, you have come to the right place. Burnett’s vodka is the definition of gas station liquor.
Have you ever drank gasoline (if not, it tastes like shit). Burnett’s vodka would make a great analogy to gasoline. It is painful to drink, but at the end of the day it will do the job. Your mouth will taste like shit, but the rest of your day will be amazing after consumption.
Extremely affordable and basically a gift from god. Never buy a handle for over $15 again!!
Have you ever drank gasoline (if not, it tastes like shit). Burnett’s vodka would make a great analogy to gasoline. It is painful to drink, but at the end of the day it will do the job. Your mouth will taste like shit, but the rest of your day will be amazing after consumption.
Extremely affordable and basically a gift from god. Never buy a handle for over $15 again!!
by Bigdickjg July 10, 2019
When you drink copious amounts of cheap liquor (traditionally Burnett's Vodka) one night and the next day your brain is essentially useless.
Dude I got so drunk on shitty liquor last night I can't even talk today - I've got total Burnett's Brain.
by luckydog819 October 19, 2016
The act of rubbing your penis behind someone else's ear. Preferably executed from male to female, but not limited to.
Guy #1: Dude, last night was so awesome...I gave a girl The Jake Burnett!
Guy #2: Awesome, how did she like it?
Guy #1: Well...she was asleep, but it was the shit!
Guy #2: Awesome, how did she like it?
Guy #1: Well...she was asleep, but it was the shit!
by Titan McFoley July 14, 2008
Gorgeous all around
attractive(gets the ladies easily)
sweet
easily confused by girls
knows how to show his feelings
lovess naomi (hahah)
AMAZING ALL AROUND!
attractive(gets the ladies easily)
sweet
easily confused by girls
knows how to show his feelings
lovess naomi (hahah)
AMAZING ALL AROUND!
by hottie98 September 25, 2010
by Hope777 December 19, 2016
Cade, you smell as good as fried pickles. Your hair does a swoopty swoop that makes my mouth water. Your eyes make my heart melt. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!!! execpt for when you kiss me, then you make me want to vomit. Have a nice life.
Cade Burnette x o x o
by beautiful i am February 13, 2020
by Slonkongbotol March 25, 2019