Burnett's

a shitty ass vodka that smells like rubbing alcohol

when my friends started drinking, i smelled the Burnett's and i thought that i was smelling rubbing alcohol

by sexybeast425 April 12, 2009

burnstache

A burnstache may occur when a non-moustached person has spent an intense, significant amount of time kissing or rubbing faces with a moustached person. The area above the upper lip will become very red and raw, and may develop bloody scratches which could cause scabbing.

"The Princess developed a wicked burnstache after making out with Mario."

by bunnieavenger February 16, 2007

burnstache

A style of facial hair popular during the civil war and still respected to this day. The burnstache consists of sideburns leading directly into the mustache - it similar to the beard but the hair on the chin is shaved. A prime example of the burnstache would be that of Major General Ambrose E. Burnside of the Union Army.

Me: Why General your facial hair looks absolutley top-shelf today.
Major General Ambrose E. Burnside: Why thank you, good man.
Me: Would you call that a burnstache?
General Ambrose E. Burnside: Enough chit-chat, Ive got a rebellion to surppress.

by a real hottenany99 August 16, 2009

Burnet Texas

A boring ass town however home to Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Stephen McGee and Cincinatti Bengals Wide Reciever Jordan Shipley.

Kid: Hey lets go to Burnet Texas

Brother: Nahh its boring there

Kid: But Stephen McGee and Jordan Shipley are from there

Brother: Why do you think there not there anymore?

Kid: Oh

by Dawg40 March 17, 2011

The Jake Burnett

The act of rubbing your penis behind someone else's ear. Preferably executed from male to female, but not limited to.

Guy #1: Dude, last night was so awesome...I gave a girl The Jake Burnett!

Guy #2: Awesome, how did she like it?

Guy #1: Well...she was asleep, but it was the shit!

by Titan McFoley August 7, 2008

burnett

an asshole, one who acts like an asshole

that guy is a real burnett

by cerial killer October 31, 2007

Burnes Ray

Georgia State University teacher who is professional at work, but keeps it real with the pimps and hoes on weekends. In the community he is known as a god of the all so mysterious female species. His sophistication and suaveness can lead people to believe that he will be the first black James Bond.

Girl: That date was amazing. The man was sexy, sophisticated, and mysterious, a modern day Burnes Ray.

by Thatguyinthatshirtwiththelogo April 3, 2011