burlap sack

The irritation of the chin caused by a sack with a 5 o'clock shadow.

I was giving Chip blowies yesterday and he totally gave me a burlap sack.

by Big Worm Big Perm March 18, 2011

burland

the area between a scrotum-less man's dingus penis and his asshole anus when the smelly pubes get all ingrown and fester, or the sorry fucker get a heat rash.

your drag-queen dad gave your boyfriend a heat rash on his taint from all the humping friction. now your boyfriend has a bad case of the burland.

by WINSLOW!!! February 1, 2005

Burlap Dancer

The idiots way of saying "burlesque dancer" because he/she/it did not hear correctly and he/she/it only repeats what he/she/it hears in an attempt to sound cool, also see "pepper slap"

She looks slutty enough to be a burlap dancer.

you mean a burlesque dancer?

a what?

by driver90 January 14, 2011

burlap party

Any party involving intrinsically crafty people in the pacific northwest.

Sometimes when your birthday is on a Tuseday you might decide to have a burlap party instead of a polyester party or a denim dance night.

by Brydawg1313 January 22, 2013

burlasp

When a woman blows air on a man's balls in order to make him excited.

Daisy gave Pete a soft burlasp

by Quacky quetzel September 13, 2009

two badgers duking it out in a burlap sack

when a female with large breasts is going out for a jog wearing only a sports bra, her funbags bounce about uncontrollably.

Person 1 : "damn, check out those funbages."
Person 2 : "yeah, it looks like to badgers duking it out in a burlap sack!"

by Barnaby Jones December 21, 2004

burlap sack

When I burp, I say the words burlap sack.

burrrrlapppp saaaack! now that was a good one!

by amchamp99 January 16, 2005