bumtart

a tart that is most-definitely made out of bum. (this refers to a gluteus maximus made into a pastry). it taste like lose.

you, good sir are A BUMTART, and i shall not speak with you.

by Baffle-boy January 5, 2010

bumsters

The trashy, lowerslung cousin of the hipster pant, favoured by female fashion victims, often those born without the ability to realistically determine their size. Although there is no agreed max-min amount of bumcrack to be shown, a visable 'brickies grin' is a key factor in determining whether the pant is a member of the bumster family.

OMFG. I'm loving myself sick in these bumsters.

by David Hjorth February 10, 2006

Bumptard

Somebody who goes into a forum solely for the purpose of writing 'BUMP' (Bring Up My Post) repeatedly in order to bring a subject to the top of a list. Nobody loves them, but they don't have the mental capacity to realize this.

"Oh man, this forum is COVERED in Bumptards! I lost sight of the tribadism thread!"

by Telltale November 28, 2006

bustarooni

A way of mocking spanish or italian speakers while saying bust as in referring to the male genitalia.

Adam: Hey Joe, have you seen the bustarooni recipe I sent you?
Joe: Yeah, but I couldn't nut enough times.

by Cheeki von Breeki January 2, 2020

bumtard

a bumtard is a person whom you love dearly, however you still wish to offend them in a joking manner

love you bumtard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Log-jane May 2, 2008

Bumstretcher

someone who likes to stretch their bum, like their spreading penutbutter on a piece of bread

look at that guy he is such a bumstretcher

by KA_TheLegend February 25, 2017

bumtar

what your mum would call "a wee jobbie in your knickers".

Mum: Lionel, how many times.... rinse if you have left a wee jobbie in your knickers
Lionel: Mum! bumtar is just another fact of life!

by muffmirkin November 13, 2020