Bumpkin

A person with: 3 teeth, a dirty old truck, and their best friends in the whole world are a chicken, a cat, and an old sock.

That country boy from Holland is such a bumpkin, there ain’t a single person in the town who hasn’t heard the noise coming from his yard, or his truck, or his bedroom.

by Angeluru November 2, 2022

bumpkin

The impressionable individual that has been convinced to give a plumpkin.

Glen: Last night was so crazy, I even got a plumpkin!
Dave: Who was the bumpkin?

by Jamaram January 23, 2010

Bumpkin

A very short, very rotund spherical human.

"That guy is so short. And chubby-chub!"
"He's a Bumpkin!"

by Goosefillet February 22, 2015

Bumpkin

To get a blow job while taking a greasy crap ,Using x-lax, and have it splash out of the toilet onto the Head-giver's chin.

Also the short way of saying "Blow me while I sh*t".

She gave me a bumpkin at Dave's house.

by Richard Crainum III February 9, 2005

bumpkin

When you drive out into the country outside your town and get high as hell.

The other night we took a bumpkin.

by kstan3 June 12, 2010

Bumpkin

A cute male or female you find yourself close to.

“Oh Kenny you’re such a bumpkin!”

by Andi Smith November 28, 2018

Bumpkin

Female Version of a lumpkin, Where a guy eats a chick out while shes taking a dump

I gave Mary a bumpkin last night

by Stevo#16 December 29, 2007