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Bumlock Egg Whisk

Putting someone in a bumlock (similar to a headlock) and then whisking their rectum with the other hand.
I bent the lass over and give her the old bumlock egg whisk special
by tjs343 January 18, 2023
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Messi bumlicks

messisexuals who always argue for messi like hes a family member and would even die for him
abzino: ronaldo is the goat
messi bumlicks: messi was the goat when he was 18 years old- then proceeds to say wallah like it automatically means theyre right.
by Get @me May 6, 2021
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The Bumlock

Potentially the world's most dangerous wrestling maneuver, perfected in Belgium in the late 18th century by Shaolin Gypsies. The technique itself is shrouded in mystery, the most recent known practitioner of the Bumlock is William Roache who plays Ken Barlow in Coronation street. Currently outlawed by all Professional wrestling Organisations because of its Brutal Nature.
J.R- "Oh my god King its the Bumlock!"

King- "Here, i hate the Bumlock it lashes!"
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bumdick

Someone who preys on drunk girls and shits in your toilet without flushing. Also, even if there is deodourant there they refuse to use it. The never wash their hands and cook disgusting meals. They often have overly loud voices and are obnoxious.
Andrew is a bumdick. He took a shit on this girls floor because she refused to have sex with him.
by nothingbutthetruth February 5, 2007
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Bumlicker

A bumlicker is someone that loves to follow you
"go away stop following me you bumlicker"
by Queen street February 21, 2018
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bumtickler

A large erected penis. A male or female rubs it on the anus and it sends a shock through the rectum. This experience is worth while
"Ooo John, give me a bumtickler, I'm horny!"
by LongTrout May 18, 2008
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Bumsickle

An exclamation or interjection for something that is mildly unfortunate.
The printer is broken and you didn't really need to print that dirty picture but you wanted to and it sucks that you can't.

Horny Self: "Bumsickle."
by Beardlust December 22, 2008
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