Bum fluff

The weird hair that teenage boys have above their top lip around the time of puberty. Like a first moustache

"Ew, he's gross, he has bum fluff on his lips"

by alkies December 4, 2015

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Bum fluff

The growth of hair aroung the arse area which causes such an itchyness that you end up walking like you've shit youself!

If you had to be any fluff in the world bumfluff would be the shitiest!!!

by Scottish Kaz October 20, 2003

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Bum fluff

The fluff or dust in which over weight men have forming in their umbilîcus.

''oh my marcus, is that bum fluff that i see in your umbilicus??''

by me jenny November 6, 2008

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When the fluffy hair on thou's rectum creates a specific unpleasant scent, which in return, creates an aroma which typically tends to attract the homeless and black folk towards your general area. Then if the black and homeless folk surrounds you and any other companions in your party, you will then proceed to be skullfucked and robbed of all your personal belonging, including your virginity.

Example 1- Garrett: "Hey Colin, I recently got diagnosed with Smelly Bum Fluff, what does it do to me?"
Colin: "Oh no, this isn't good. This means you smell like Stinky Poopy, we must get out of the area immediately, otherwise we won't be enjoying our weekend!"

Example 2- Requis: "What up my nigga. Guess what, I heard somebody in a 10 kilometer radius was just recently given Smelly Bum Fluff, you know what that means?"
DeShawn: "Oh hell yeah I do, let's get this Number #1 Victory Royale"

by Cure2theAutism October 16, 2019

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