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Wank Burgled

Having allocated time for onanistic endeavor, plans are foiled by the unexpected arrival of unwanted person or persons. (usually flat mates, worse parents).
"I got home from work early and had made all the necessary preparations when my flatmate returned and goddamn WANK BURGLED me."
by Smister Loan September 30, 2008
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buggle

VERB:to juggle balls with your tounge.
NOUN:buggler
ADJ: bugglesque
ADV: buggling
past tense: buggled
future tense: buggle
one who gets buggled: buggli
my girlfriend loves to buggle me.
your mother buggles
by Aron kantu November 17, 2007
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boggled

when u have a lot of shit going through your head (Levi)
Levi boggled my mind when he wouldn't stop trippin.
by Stephani & Tristan July 25, 2004
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bugglestein

Boy Karen! You are such a bugglestein! Let's go eat some matza!
by b-miz fo' shizzle February 18, 2009
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shnoz boggled

To be so drunk you lose control of your actions and bodily functions
I got shnoz boggled at my cousin's baptism and I puked cuervo all over the priest.
by Dirk Crimminale January 20, 2006
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bricked up & bugged out

A specific state of enlightenment in which an individual experiences both a sustaining, unrelenting erection and a crippling, yet strangely fulfilling, mind state-altering prolapse. Arguably the most taboo 'enlightening' experience, many who survive liken it to imbibing ayahuasca and subsequently conquering one's inner psyche.
Jack: "Bro! I heard you landed yourself in the E.R.! I thought I'd come by and check it out dude!"

Chad: "Firstly, Jack, I would like to extend my gratitude to you for travelling so far for me - a mere friend. I will never forget this kindness and I appreciate it greatly."

Jack: "What did you say - uh the f**k bro? Did those white coats mess with your head?" *begins to stand up, angrily*

Chad: "Jack, sit please. I was bricked up & bugged out yesterday - I saw my past, my present, and my future. My selves saw one another and in an instant we were one - me, Chad. I am both the man you knew and the man you will know."

Jack: "Bro, f**k that. You're crazy."
by khaoti June 23, 2022
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Buggles

The ancient wisdom of butt snuggles. When you rub your butt up against someone like you’re snuggling them, only with your butt.
That person looks really sad, time to cheer them up with buggles.
by Bonster September 9, 2020
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