bumbling buffoon

A bumbling buffoon is someone who wakes up in the morning and bumbles around not having any direction whatsoever. He needs to do many unimportant things like take the trash across the property and poop. And he takes about three hours to do it. A bumbling buffoon takes forever to do anything. It takes him twenty minutes just to pay for a parking meter because he has to search through his car for change when he could just use his debit card. He makes everyone wait around for him because he thinks that his mission is priority when we're all just waiting for him to get it together so we can have our pancakes and go already.

"I'll get up in twenty minutes." Twenty minutes later: "I have to poop. I have to transfer my pictures..." And then the "bumbling buffoon" says, "oh, I have to call the operator." He makes everyone wait for his bumbling around buffoonery before they can carry on with life.

by mhorndisk April 3, 2016

Buffoon Baboon

One who is amusing yet unintelligent while also showing characteristics of the genus Papio (baboon).

Guy: Hey do you see that person?
Girl: yeah she’s funny, dumb, and walks on their knuckles...
Guy: uhh... DUH... that’s a buffoon baboon

by FromKatlyn+John September 19, 2018

babbling buffoon

someone who is an embarrassment / clown or just someone stupid.

Jessica is a babbling buffoon. How does she think that Jake likes her!? He's gay.

by biathegiant January 25, 2022

orange buffoon

a name for Donald Trump.

Trump is an orange buffoon.

by Orangebeard April 25, 2019

buffool

When calling someone a buffoon a fool just won't cut it.

person one: hey, check this- yesterday I got an email saying I won a plasma TV! All I had to do was give my name and social security number.

person two:.... oh, you hapless buffool.

by Crabbadonk May 1, 2007

Bluefoot

A white person

Very pale white people's feet look blue when the veins are visible.

Man I ain't f*cking with a bluefoot chick, they ain't got no ass!

by Snapper October 8, 2004

buffoolery

A portmanteau of buffoonery and foolishness, buffoolery is a go-to term to describe the amount and/or nature of BS, chaos, ridiculousness, and idiocy you just witnessed, because they are so far beyond anything you could have anticipated or even conceptualized. When the moment calls for a response and you wish to keep your cool and sanity amidst all the craziness, it’s the only word you need. Or, it’s just a great word to comment on general shenanigans!

Dude! You leaving? This party is off the chain! Did you see the kangaroo kick the TV into the pool?
Yeah, I saw it. Too much buffoolery for me. I’m out.

The neighborhood watch reported a group of kids who egged everyone’s mailboxes.
What?! That’s some buffoolery right there. Those kids need sports, or something else positive to do.

by Abacus Barometer July 24, 2021