Bumpus

An object that a dog irrationally goes crazy at, often running in circles and barking.

"Why is your dog going crazy over that broccoli?"
"It must be a bumpus"

by blumpkin spice January 15, 2020

Bumpus

A man with tiny feet; specifically of the hobbit variety.

Did you see those feet? He's a bumpus.

by dudetheprude August 28, 2017

Brumpski

A saying, in which if you see something badass, you say it very loud.

Look at dem boobies! B-B-B-B-RUMP-SKI!
(Brumpski)

by Mustardman321 May 25, 2007

bumpus middle school

The worst ass school in the universe. One day this school will be bombed like issa terrorist attack 😊💛

That school is so Bumpus Middle School

by KeyMarques May 16, 2017

Bumpus

A. A very smug individual that thinks they are better than everyone. Never smiles. If you are hungry you want a Bumpus around, very good at cooking.

B. Another name for male member or penis.

Chad: Look at that guy over there standing there with his arms crossed that thinks he's sweet.

Tyler: What a douche, he looks like a total Bumpus.

"I was so horny last night and couldn't get any pussy to come over so I had to beat my own Bumpus."

by Tyrone16 January 29, 2016

brumpish

men with weird midriffs. harry styles pilgrim picture -colton sink

have you seen that one picture of harry styles? it was very brumpish

by sukmyto3 December 1, 2020

Bumpus

A female that is considered, "A stuck up spoiled bitch."

"Ramon why is Hailey such a Bumpus?"

"I don't know Jordan she is just a stuck up bitch."

by Bumpus_Bitch420 February 19, 2022