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Bruised Banana Salad

The grinded marijuana mixture, formed by combining the two types of marijuana: Blue Dream and Banana Kush
When Kevin asked Si if he knew what bruised banana salad was, he replied "the combination of Blue Dream and Banana Kush"
by C-Mos August 23, 2011
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Bruised Neck Meat Syndrome

When the meat on your neck becomes stiff and bruised, and not easy to move. Doctors around the world have found no cure for this nasty disease.
"Sally why is your neck so stiff? My Bruised Neck Meat Syndrome is flaired up again!"
by Rubyissuspect October 18, 2009
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Bruised Hole

A bruised hole is an asshole that has been beaten up by someone or something. Typically found on porn stars and strippers, a bruised hole is when your butt hole is black and blue, bruised up, and beat up after someone fucks it or shoves something big in it.
Guy 1. Hey man, did you see that strippers bruised hole?
Guy 2. Yeah, it was so bruised and blown out!
by bee Rad November 22, 2009
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bruised banana

when a person of either sex is performing fellatio, and that person giving said fellatio punches them in the penis before ejaculating. it could be a way of torture, punishment, or in some cases, pleasure.
She was going down on me, then right when I was about to blow, she gave me a bruised banana out of nowhere. She's so full of surprises.
by RedSpectre August 9, 2012
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bruised peach

From a distance that girl looked really quality but after getting a closer look it turned out that she was a bruised peach.
by jocko jones August 22, 2004
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bruised fruit

You should have seen the way Bruce burst out into tears while watching Lifetime the other day . . . that boy is a bruised fruit!
by Armed & Hammered July 27, 2006
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BRUISED MY WALNUTS

"Damn, I just bruised my walnuts."
by pancreaticjuices May 6, 2006
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