A boy who wear a hat, Plays Baseball way too much, Beats the shit out of bad guys with his bat and shoots with his shotty, And last but not least he speaks dat Bostonian accent.
"Uh.... I don't even understand this. I mean do you even know who you talking to"?, To a Bostonian Baseball Boy?
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*In defense of the masses, some bostonians are insanely chill mother fuckers, who should only slightly resent this definition.*
*In defense of the masses, some bostonians are insanely chill mother fuckers, who should only slightly resent this definition.*
Julia: Dude, I spent all summer on the vineyard, If I see another Bostonian I swear to god, I'm gonna run down the street burning a red sox jersey and american flag, then politely ask them to eat shit and die.
Bo Bo: Fuck that man, I'll lace their weed with roofies and hope they get butt fucked by angry New Yorkers.
Bo Bo: Fuck that man, I'll lace their weed with roofies and hope they get butt fucked by angry New Yorkers.
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"Man, I was talking to Jake about Willow... and as we were talking about her, Taylor Swift's song 'Willow' started playing on the radio. The Brostekian Effect is crazy!"
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