brobituary

(n) announcement of a lost one: When one of your bro's ceases to exist from the bromosphere, due to a girlfriend, a job, or death.

Nate is so whipped by Lauren... we never see him anymore. We have to write him a brobituary.

by Capt_JD8 August 17, 2009

brolivious

Being oblivious to the actions or desires of one's bros.

I was waiting for this chick to come sit down with me, but brolivious took the seat instead.

by pontiomni November 7, 2012

brolic

mesomorphically chiseled, buff, muscular, diesel, built.

Have you seen the Big Bad Booty Daddy Scott Steiner lately? He's truly brolic!

by weave March 31, 2003

Brolita

Like a Lolita, but the male equivalent to.

"Wow, that Brolita really turned on that cougar."

by tylercee January 15, 2010

Brolytard

A person who loves Broly from the Dragon Ball Z franchise, and/or considers his movies to be canon.

Person 1: Broly is canon!
Person 2: You are a Brolytard!

by SJLC January 12, 2012

broliterate

The state of being literate in the language of bros. The knowledge of how to speak and write like a bro.

Bro: That person was NOT broliterate. How can you not know the word brology, its the most important word amongst bros!
Friend of the Bro: Well, I mean they were not a bro what did you expect?
Bro: Yah I guess your right bro.

by Cooler Bro September 30, 2009

brolationship

When two bro's decide to take their broship to the next level. Usually involves them buying an apartment together, or a cottage out on the beach for a summer, while still remaining straight as an arrow.

Bro 1: Bro, we need to talk.
Bro 2: Yeah, bro?
Bro 1: I think we should take this broship to the next level. Wanna room with me at this awesome apartment?
Bro 2: You mean... you want a brolationship?
Bro 1: Yeah man.
Bro 2: Alright, bro.

by Chad Christison January 25, 2009