Brotein Recycling

When you and the bros beat off into each others mouths in unison in order to form a delicate equilibrium of protein transference. A group of males can live for hundreds of years if this is executed correctly, with no need for continual sustenance from any outside source.

Bro, let’s begin the process of brotein recycling for the sake of health benefits.

by Bootydick August 7, 2019

Brotein

Sources of protein that are integral for bros a.k.a juice heads a.k.a men with Ph.Ds in "bro-science". Ex. whey protein, grilled chicken, fish etc.

Paxton: Yo Shaq my roommate Alban just copped a large tub of Gold Standard Whey protein cookies and creme flavor!
Shaq: Damn son, thats some grade A Brotein.

by shaqdiesel006 November 9, 2012

Bromein

Close friend you consider part of your "group". Term of endearment for a buddy that you often party and cause mischief with.

"you ready to mess shiz up tonight bromein?"

"hellz yea!"

by Clayface July 23, 2009

Brollin

To be rollin with your bros. The ultimate would be if one of your bros (or yourself) were named Brolin.

Bro 1: Dudes, tonight is gonna be kickass.

Bro 2: Yeah, man. We be brollin.

OR

Bro, we be brollin with Brolin.

by Rowdy "The Cell" Munson February 14, 2009

brolling

Having a bromance moment while rolling.

Bro#1: I love you man!
Bro#2: Dude, I love you too! I'm so glad we decided to go to EDC!
Observer: Those guys are totally brolling..

by Starchild1987 August 10, 2012

Josh Brolin

The bro-est of all hollywood actors.

I watched No Country for Old Men yesterday, and Josh Brolin was brotacular in it.

by Silly Hindenburg August 23, 2011

brotein shake

A brotastic beverage typically consisting of vanilla protein powder, orange juice, and Smirnoff Ice that is often consumed by a bro after a workout or when chilling at a brodeo.

Bro: Hey brosef, you tryin' to 'cube later?

Chad: Yeah brohan, let's chill right after I lax and have my brotein shake.

by n8pants September 23, 2010