Turd Broker

A person who sells shit. Turd Burgler can also be used as a dis.

Who sold you this awful car? Your local Turd Broker?
or
Turd Broker be sellin me all sorts of shit.
or
After seeing how that failed I'd say you been had by a Turd Broker. I've seen it a hundred times.

by JG WORLD January 17, 2008

Feltch Broker

A person that connects fans of sucking sperm out of another persons ass to people who are fans of having sperm put into their ass.

Jim was at the club the other night and couldn't get lucky so he called up his Feltch Broker and got a great deal on an ass sucking.

by Geezuses July 22, 2009

cum broker

One who deals the rare delicacy that is cum.

Maggy: Know any place I can get some good fresh jizz?
Gerardo: Yea, thers a cum broker 2 blocks down the street. Hit that shit up.

by JESSANKNEY September 30, 2006

info broker

Basically a fancy word for cyber stalker.

Girl 1:That guy is so weird.He knows everything about me that I've ever posted and even some personal stuff.
Girl 2:OMG how did he do that?
Girl 1:He's an info broker.
Girl 2: What's that?
Girl 1:Basically a stalker
Girl 2: Oh creepy
Girl 1: I know right!

by Anonmami5225 February 03, 2017

investment broker

A businessman whose purpose is to make you go broke with his investments.

I could go broke just by practicing unwise spending; why should I pay an investment broker to accomplish this for me???

by QuacksO October 12, 2018

local broker

A local broker or stock broker, insurance guy etc. typically works outside of NYC and major financial locations. They arrive at the office at around 9:30 and leave at 4. They show lackluster performance and are typically not real guys. Prob work at Edward Jones and are out of shape.

While your local broker is at the bowling alley drinking Pats Blue Ribbon, I'm trading futures on the Nikeii .

by RealGuy113 August 24, 2017

Alex Broker

Alex Broker AKA Disco Al is the name of Bradford's best bar flairer, he is the funniest guy you'll ever meet and always has a story to tell, you can spot Alex in his customised Disco Al yellow Nikes- cos he's cool like that :P

"That Alex Broker is such a punk"

"He's still got it baby, that Broker"

by DJ Poprocks July 24, 2009