Broke Dick Dog

-a very cool, well dressed person
-someone in style
-a good fo' nothin

"those cats looked cleaner that broke dick dogs"

by KayMilDaCrucial December 17, 2008

broke-dick dog

1. Someone who hasn't spent any money, has no money, and isn't getting any money anytime soon.
2. A dog that missed but kept going.

1. I've been getting 10 hours a week at work. This job turned me into a broke-dick dog.
2. Bowser would've been quite the stud, if only his aim were better.

by StarCaptain April 4, 2009

old broke dick dog

Being worthless and having nothing to live for.

That guy is as worthless as an old broke dick dog.

by thibodeaux June 9, 2003

broke back dick

A male of Homosexual standings who dresses and acts like a cowboy/hick.Normally some sort of male on male cowboy grossly fufilled fantasy.

Nick you're such a Broke Back Dick, Go ride a tractor or fuck a sheep or something.

by Lord Mcmaniel Dadan September 28, 2006

Dick broke

Instead of heart broken you would be dick broken because the girl with the fat ass got a boyfriend and you can't fuck her anymore.

Tzuri was dick broken when his bottom bitch Shaneequa got married because he couldn't smack that fat black ass anymore.

by CapitalJOO October 12, 2016

suck dick broke

When you have so little money you'd have to suck dick for cash

P1: "Yo, you wanna go get food?"
P2: "No, I'm broke"
P1: "I'm sure you'll be fine"
P2: "No, I'm literally suck dick broke"

by lilbollockshead February 2, 2018

Broke Dick

Someone or something that has little to offer. “ What the fuck? Look at that broke dick with that hot girl” or “ that restaurant is so broke dick. The food sucks and it’s full of dudes”

“What the fuck? Look at that broke dick with that hot girl” or “ that restaurant is so broke dick. The food sucks and it’s full of dudes”

by Willy Wiskers July 9, 2023