cardiovascular bronchitis

Sickness inspired by Covid-B.

*Drugs someone* Mom: "CALL THE COPS!" Drugger: "No, cardiovascular bronchitis has already taken over me."

by onikas.gem January 26, 2022

bronchitis

A lung sickness. Sometimes you can get it from smoking too many ciggerettes or you can catch it from somebody. Its an infection insdie your respiratory system.

Symptoms:

1. Coughing up extra mucus

2. Wheezing

3. Difficulty breathing

4. Stuffy nose or runny nose

"I had to go to the doctors because I have bronchitis."

by ILIKEWEEDX23421234120 June 4, 2009

Bronchitis

Sweet Brown woke up to get a cold pop. Then she thought somebody was barbequin. Then she said, "oh lord Jesus, it's a fire." Then she ran for her life, and didn't grab no shoes or nothin', Jesus. And THEN, she got bronchitis.

"And THEN, I got bronchitis. Ain't nobody got time fo dat!"

by TheCreatorofEverythingSexy September 8, 2013

Brocitus

A date threatening disease found rarely in women which could be compared to "Friend-zone syndrome" found in men.
Symptoms of Brocitus are :
- A complete and total inibility to flirt

- A need to continueally use words such as bro, man, dude, yo, etc etc.
- Most of your friends are guys
- Not giving a fu** about how guys percieve you

- Laughing at sexist jokes
- the girl will usually has a best friend which guys find cute or interesting
- it's rare for a guy to call you cute / tell you they like you
- etc.

This is not to be confused with the tom-boy. Which terms have come to mean a girl who hangs out with guys yet is able to flirt, giggle, talk in a high pitched voice, etc.

"I thought it was going well, and then he told me I'm such a good bro."

"I wish (insert name here would act like he's interested in me) too BAD I have BROCITUS"

*With your guy friends and another group of guys walks up.* You get introduced as "My bro (insert name here)" and the other group right away sees you as a bro.

by lulugirl1313 June 21, 2011

Cardiovascular Bronchitis

Cardiovascular Bronchitis formally know as Cardi B is a multi dollar fashion designer and pop singer

Woman: I listen to Cardi B she’s my favorite artist.
Girl: Oh you mean Cardiovascular Bronchitis?

by CardiovascularBronchitis June 17, 2022

Bitchitis

An illness originating from weakness, some symptoms include wanting to go home early, complaining A LOT, freaking out for no reason, over exaggerating, and loss of humor. Although some say it is not contagious, spending time with an "infectee" you will begin to experience symptoms and the more time spent the symptoms will elevate.

Man he sure does have bitchitis today, he must have caught it from mike when they were wrestling.

by DERRICKOULETTER May 6, 2009

Bronchitis diarrhea

When a person is so high they start making zero sense and start talking about two different things that do not go together.

When my husband smokes too much weed he starts talking about bronchitis diarrhea.

by Tmpasunshinegrl June 26, 2021