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Bro you in trouble 

pay attention to your youngin and your women!
Bro you in trouble and I don't need the hater aid you help create! Much older and wiser than the crap you like to get caught up in to start a fight. If you keep it up I'm tellin ya IT peeps are letting me in on the lot of the issue.

Not bluffing either.

You find out that even your family lies to harm you when you finnaly ok for once. Back off or I will not only skull cluck you with your own pc board when I come home. Your going to loose a woman that loves you you fucken idiot!
Go pay attention to your almost wife and kids you asshole!
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You’re In Bro!! 

When you’ve passed all the tests of testicular fortitude that the gods have thrown your way and now you’re finally IN! You’ve unlocked the sweet gushy apple pie that we all dream of. You’ve opened that tightly shut door of vaginal fantasies that you’ve been deprived of for most of your life. You are finally the iron chef of pounding vag. You’re in!
Bro #1: How’d it go with Beth bro
Bro #2: Pretty good man, I read her the poem I’ve been working on for the past 2 weeks and then we held hands.

Bro #1: Dude!!! You’re IN bro!!
You’re In Bro!! by MaxStiffman69 November 22, 2022

LILL BRO IM IN YUOR HOUSE 

i am in your closet. there is no where to run.
Random noise: "LILL BRO IM IN YUOR HOUSE!!!"
John: *grabs SMG*

step bro im stuck in the washing machine 

"STEP BRO IM STUCK IN THE WASHING MACHINE" -Step sis -???

bro think he in a edit 

It’s when someone does a pose outta nowhere or makes movement like they are in a video edit it sometimes could be cringe and stupid
Look at the way he’s standing “bro think he in a edit”

Bro tried sneaking in Nebraska 

This guy tried sneaking in Nebraska
Guy:the best states are California,New York, and Nebraska

Other guy: bro tried sneaking in Nebraska

in vit-bro fertilization 

The act of having your male friend or brother get your wife or girlfriend pregnant.
Man 1: I've been trying to get my wife pregnant, but the doctor says I have a low sperm count.

Man 2: Your wife is hot! You should let me have sex with her to get her pregnant... You know, IN VIT-BRO FERTILIZATION.