A Sippin' Brit

A generalisation surrounding the assumption that all British people spend most of thier time drinking tea - leaving time for little else in their lives, commonly used as an insult to suggest laziness or lack of care.

A: "why are the the dishes still dirty Paul, I thought it was Johns turn to do the washing up?"
B: "I know Gerard, but John's such a sippin' Brit he probably couldn't be arsed!"

by UrbanDictionaryDoctrine May 29, 2017

Sophisticated Brit Delusion

When a non-British person deludes himself/herself and thinks that all British people are nice and sophisticated which is really not true most of the time. There's rude and uncultured people everywhere, no matter what nationality you are.

American: Sometimes the people over here in the U.S. are so rude. I just wonder what it's like living in the U.K. where people are a lot nicer.

British person: Oh Hell no! I'm British and most of us here aren't bloody nice! You must be suffering from a case of sophisticated Brit delusion.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019

Shmelly brit

Also know as a Sam or better known as a “Glumpclaw”. He showers once a year and tried to give himself a bowl cut once for the memes, which turned to shit. Anyways, don’t trust him, unless you’re sad, he’s pretty dope at advice and making you smile. In a dumb way.

“Bro you’re a shmelly brit.”
“Nah I ain’t sam.”

by alyssamaria August 27, 2019

Snimpling Brit

A buck tooth natty ice thin boy Brit. Who’s a stereotypical cuck nothing and loves to argues with he ha highway men.

That animal fucker he’s a Snimpling Brit! Cowabunga mother fuckers thanks for the blow job.

by Fap fiddler July 17, 2023

Snimpling Brit

A buck tooth natty ice thin boy Brit. Who’s a stereotypical cuck nothing and loves to argues with he ha highway men.

That animal fucker he’s a Snimpling Brit! Cowabunga mother fuckers thanks for the blow job.

by Fap fiddler July 17, 2023

Britsman

A particular minority of middle aged working class male indigenous to Britain with either a beer belly, shaved face, lamb chops or moustache. Can be seen drinking premium lager, complaining about foreigners, or leering at women whilst laughing at cripples and condemning "smackheads" and those on benefits. Red face, shaking, rolling R's and misunderstanding technology whilst believing everyone is trying to rip them off with extended warranties are common tendencies. Impartial to a bit of wife-beatery.

Dropping down to third gear in his 99 plate Ford Transit van, the britsman poked his red face out of the open window to exclaim his distaste of the schoolboy's long hair

by CardboardJase September 25, 2009

brits on the piss

to get extremely drunk and cause havock where ever you are just like english people on holidays

brits on the piss is when england play football matches

by theultimatecabbager March 3, 2009