Brisbane

The only place to be the capital of 2 different places.

Queensland, and the whole of Asia.

Person 1 (Blindfolded)

Person 2: Happy B'day!

Person 1: OMG YOU TOOK ME TO HONG KONG!

Person 2: No? We're just in Brisbane.

by apersonwoo9 May 29, 2010

Brisbane Slurpee

This involves 2 girls and a guy, the guy releases his baby yogurt into one of the girls and then the other sucks it out of her vagina with a straw

Morgan: Ohh Alicia I'm so thirsty
Alicia: Lets go to 7/11 to get a Slurpee
Phil McCraken: Oh I have a better Idea, I make a mean Brisbane Slurpee

by Phil McCraken1234 November 14, 2009

Brisbane

The ultimate trap house that no one can leave, literally, because the door is fucked. All things happen in here and everything stays inside and winds up lost or stolen by an haunting shady ghost.

Yo, I just went inside brisbane and I'm still here.
"Come through brisbane, I promise you won't get trapped" (how most people get trapped)

by KemethOW April 24, 2017

Brisbane

Cautious, yet tedious. Mildly spicy. The best time of your tragic life. When the most awesome thing ever happens yet you don't have the mental capacity, vocabulary or energy to describe it...

I was running late to see Insurgent but realized I was actually 20 mins early!! That's SO Brisbane!

by Miss Mary G March 27, 2015

Brisbane Moment

1. The use of too many buses when a metro line or another higher mode of transit should be used.
2. Any image or scene depicting obscene number of buses.

I accidentally re-enacted the Brisbane Moment in my Cities: Skylines save.

by lagcom2000 March 29, 2023

Boomerang Brisbaneite

The phenomenon where people who originate from Brisbane, Australia travel the world but still end up returning to Brisbane, despite personal vows not to.

Conversation at a Brisbane pub:

A: "I've travelled the world and done some really cool stuff!"

B: "Yeah but you are still a Boomerang Brisbaneite, and you are still here."

by AlganonAU January 3, 2011

Charles Brisbane Theory

The Charles Brisbane theory follows that of the odd functions in that the sum of two odd functions are odd. His theory denotes that having two odd parents infers that you are inevitably odd.

Anton is odd, thus both his parents are odd as stated by the Charles Brisbane Theory.

by WordsMan007 June 14, 2021