brian

aka thicc booty brian—a man who is on the path to enlightenment, the modern day messiah, who never skips soccer practice or leg day

film professor: ...and there is always one decent guy who keeps company with a bunch of assholes. common trope

student: hey, that’s like a brian i know irl!

by X Æ A-XII October 13, 2020

brian

Brian:
Verb- To be urinated on.

Person1- "I wish you'd brian all over me."
Person2- "Bitch, yo' siiick."

by SaraBlueee. July 30, 2008

brian

funny little asian kid with size b bOObs from excesive pot smoking munchies

"wow freshman year in college really got to him, he is such a brian"

by mexican friend February 12, 2010

brian

a random who is notorious for jumping in front of cameras while pwnerers are filming. often regarded as mentally retarded and/or gay
Brian's catchphrase is usually 'i just LOVE the cock'

Garamiah: Did you guys catch that n00b who got caught in Ep.11 filming?
PP: Sure did! Man, he just LOVES cock
Kyle: Next time a brian jumps infront of my camera, jeremy is gonna micro his ass to hell
PP: HURRAH!

by Garamiah September 1, 2008

brian

me

i am me brian

by meisbrain December 18, 2020

brian

a stupid canadian who drinks maple syrup and has a goofy haircut that makes him look like sid from toy story

brian is a stupid canadian

by asdjf asdf March 24, 2023

brian

A all time cool kid that will invite you to his discord server

Jamyan: can I discord

Brian: IDK

by Larriesa June 17, 2018