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Brewster, New York

A small town located in Putnam County, New York. Mainly contained of football jocks who have their heads up their asses and girls who snort coke off of their teacher's dicks. Everyone in Brewster is now addicted to nicotine thanks to juuls. The guys usually find comfort in craddling each other's cocks (while screaming about Brewster's football team and yelling at each other over juul pods) while the girls are thots (usually spotted with three dicks in their mouths. The pussy is ripe with Hepatitis A through Z). Within Brewster is Brewster Village (AKA BrewsterRico, La Guadalabrewha). Nothing but Guatemalans. People show up here for drugs. The white portion of Brewster is Vineyard Vines central, where boat shoes and polo shirts are in style. Pathetic crime is infamous such as teacher-student sexual relatoonships, a white boy getting his ass kicked in a locker room over a bet, and a 16 year old stabbing a guy for 3 dollars.
"Hey, you wanna ruin your life? Head on down to Brewster, New York!"

"You can easily get laid in Brewster, New York, the girls are Super Thots."
by skrubskrubskrub June 12, 2018
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Brewster Dance

A dance which involves only standing behind a girl and clapping your hands over your head repeatedly.
Dude 1: "Did you see Daniel dancing with Shelby?!?!"

Dude 2: "Yeah bro, except all he did was Brewster Dance the whole time!"

The next day...

Shelby: "The dance was great, but he just stood behind me and clapped the whole time."

Dudes 1 and 2: "We noticed!"
by M0RPH3U5 September 11, 2011
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Brewbies

Take a shot of beer in your mouth and hold it, wrap your mouth around a nipple (of a preferably large breasted woman), then let the beer out around the nipple while simultaneously suckling and sipping the beer. It emulates the act of breastfeeding but with beer.
Bro, I had Emily over last night and she has some Brewbies! They were delicious and satisfying.
by Iceman1981 July 22, 2021
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brewskie

a term not normally used by person's of african decent meaning, a beer or that drink having the same effects of beer.
Hey man whats up, me and the guys are going to the bar to get a brewskie, wanna come?
by Tony Cavielo May 9, 2004
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punky brewstered

When a person you are dating/hanging out with suddenly disappears with no warning and/or without a trace. Derived from the way Punky Brewster's mother abandoned her on the TV show by saying she was "Going to the store for a minute" and never came back.
Mike: So hows things going with that girl?

Dave: Well, things were going real good... then one day she just Punky Brewstered on me and i havent seen her since.
by Dancendiary July 1, 2009
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brewskies

river of brewskies in full effect - Bam Margera
by adam121583 November 21, 2007
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Chunky Brewster

"Get out of my freaking Doritos, Chunky BREWSTER..."
by Mighty J April 19, 2005
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