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bestie beastie

Your best friend in the whole world, your animal companion.
Oh my dearest Lucy, my true love, you are my forever bestie beastie!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019
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breastigious

Modern Family's Sofía Vergara is breastigious.
by levine2112 March 13, 2012
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No Beasties

said to reinsure someone to make them believe you are not into beastiality; used when saying something that can appear to be a statement of beastiality
man: "What breed is it?"
pet owner: "Its a labrodor rechever"
man: "That is a cute dog, no beasties though."
by Ashtrey001 March 15, 2010
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Large Breasted Knob Gobbler

The Large Breasted Knob Gobbler is a majestic bird with large heaving breasts and most commonly feeds on knobs. You can most commonly find the Large Breasted Knob Gobbler in the city at night, searching for knobs to gobble. They are generally attracted to locations with flashy lights and loud noises, where they are most likely to find an ample source of knobs.
Waldo: "Holy Shit! Marge! Get over here quick! It's a Large Breasted Knob Gobbler on the neighbors stoop!!"

Marge: "Wow! Pull out your knob and I'll whistle the mating call!"
by Bilboliololo February 24, 2013
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Beastie Boys

Three nice Jewish boys from New York that have WAY more talent than D12, the G Unit and that fat hack Missy Elliot COMBINED. Turn your Yankees hat sideways, hit the chronic, turn bass to max, listen to track 12 on To The 5 Boroughs then get back to me.
I use to party with the Beastie Boys (and your mom) back when they were called The Young Aborigines.
by PCGator July 14, 2004
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Big Breasted Buffoon

There are many definitions for a Big Breasted Buffoon.
1 A very short run of the mill type woman with bleach blonde hair and grossly huge breast
2 These types of women are only good for a quick lay.
3 A follower of the crowd
4 Big Breasted Buffoons are easily forgettable
5 They don't always cheat on their boyfriends but will the first chance they gets
6 Not as pretty as they think they are
7 The only attention they receives is for their gigantic breasts which are already starting to sag
8 A loser with nothing going for her, basically white trash
9 Obnoxious and moronic
10 Makes a man's live miserable
11 It would be better for everyone if she would just move away
The big breasted buffoon has never done anything significant with her life. She's getting older and older and the good looks she may have had in her early twenties are quickly fading.

The big breasted buffoon sits on the beach all day in a skimpy bikini hoping that guys will notice her. Sounds pathetic but it's all she's got.

Guy1: "Dude look at that chick with the hug tits. She's kind of hot."

Guy2: "No dude, don't bother. That's Melanie, she's just a conceited, butter faced, Big Breasted Buffoon."
by Justsomeguy75 December 24, 2009
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Brewstied

Having a surplus of excess cash. Refers to the 1985 motion picture "Brewster's Millions" starring Richard Pryor.

Used commonly around the Merseyside area of England, UK.
Dave: "Hey mate, you coming out tonight?"
John: "Yeah mate, just been paid, I'm Brewstied!"
by Apmeister_General February 13, 2012
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