brainswell

a surge in brilliant ideas.

The brainstorming session ended up producing a brainswell.

by uttam maharjan January 26, 2013

Brianpilled

Being Brianpilled causes you to get schizophrenia and become a crazy monkey and frog lover. An addiction to leaving GTA Online running may occur, but modding cars to an extreme WILL occur.

Guy 1: Y'all hear about the new subwoofer in my car? I know I told you.
Guy 2: No one gives a shit about your car, you schizophrenic lunatic.
Guy 3: I think he's been Brianpilled.

by grindelnutz December 3, 2020

Brainsplatter Candidate

A fine upstanding individual who puts himself forward for painting a wall with brainsplatter delivered by a 5.56 NATO or larger calibre round from a military or law enforcement round. I.e. armed criminal/terrorist.

Let me be clear, if you point your weapon at the MP you become brainsplatter candidates.

by Slackerdawg April 19, 2023

Brainsplaining

A form of Digitalsplaining where the perpetrator uses brain-related insults to dismiss, belittle, and gaslight the target—telling them they “don’t have a brain,” calling them “dumb,” “retarded,” or suggesting they “dropped their brain.” The splainer positions themselves as the sole possessor of intelligence, framing any disagreement as evidence of the target’s cognitive deficiency. Brainsplaining often escalates: starting with condescending explanations of basic concepts, moving to direct insults when challenged, and culminating in claims that the target is simply incapable of understanding. Unlike ordinary insults, brainsplaining is systematic—it’s not just name-calling but a sustained effort to undermine the target’s confidence in their own reasoning, making them doubt whether they are thinking clearly at all.

Example: “When she questioned his claim, he replied with ‘people with a brain exist and we force you to cope.’ Every response was framed as her lacking basic intelligence. Brainsplaining: using cognitive superiority as a weapon.”

by Abzugal April 1, 2026