Fashionably Brain-dead

A fashionably brain-dead person is someone who typically is wealthy, tan, dresses well, and keeps "popular" company, but who is completely unreflective and prone to drama about petty personal issues.
Did you see his fashionably brain-dead girlfriend? She's good-looking, but I think I'd stab myself if I had to talk to her for more than five minutes.

The party was good enough, but the company was a little too fashionably brain-dead for my taste.
by Bellingson April 30, 2010
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brain dead retard

They are usually a teenager named tai with gross bleached hair and do MMA. Often can be seen online upside down trying to get more blood to his brain. Occasionally they will drop a shitty “sad emo” song on their SoundCloud
“Did you hear what that brain dead retard dropped on SoundCloud last night?”
by Smo kweed420 August 10, 2019
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Brain-dead bozos

Average 18 year old American college students w little income but a shitload of debt
Greg Gutfeld is right when he says our government, instead of educating us as its future generations, simply turned us into brain-dead bozos and made a profit 📈 at the same time.

Apparently turning future generations into brain-dead bozos is amoral but profitable. How disgusting 😤
by Sexydimma January 06, 2022
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The manor in which ones brain ceases normal cerebral function in such form as a coma. Typically induced from repetitive remedial tasks in which the brain slowly shuts down for long periods of time.
Symptoms:
Bleeding of the eye sockets
Uncontrolled urges to Punch, and hit.
Slow physical response.
Loss of speech and lack of saliva control
Dude, Smith is just sitting at his desk drooling and is not responding to anyone, He totaly has BDWD (Brain Dead Work Disorder)
by flynbrian January 13, 2009
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1} (Noun) A really stupid person who wipes someones ass for a living.
2} (Noun) An insult.

Acronym: BDPoTP.
1} Guy 1: "Hey, did you know that this bathroom has a Brain Dead Piece of Toilet Paper? He does it for 10 cents!"
Guy 2: "Really? I might try using him today!"
2} Guy 1: "You fucking Brain Dead Piece of Toilet Paper!"
Guy 2: no u
by SomeGuyWithAName July 07, 2018
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finna brain dead

When you or your friend is so stupid, they are one step away from being brain dead
Friend 1: dude my piss still burns a week after sex that's how i know that pussy was fire
me: bruh finna brain dead
by DoggoSouls January 16, 2020
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brain dead eu

They are virgins that have no life and w key u in Fortnite arena for 10 points
“Gets w keyed in arena “ these brain dead Eu kids bro
by February 09, 2021
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