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Peanut Butter Bratwurst

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When you are engaging in anal sex while your partner has to take a shit, and it gets shoved deeper into their rectum until it will no longer remain inside them, and it splashes out.
"Bro, what the hell was that? We were engaging in some hot anal sex! What's with all the shit?"

"Sorry bro. Didn't mean to give you a Peanut Butter Bratwurst."
by Not Dave Matthews April 1, 2021
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An exceptionally massive and nutty turd. This type of jobbie has been known to crack lavatory bowls and is a subspecies of the Guatemalan depth charge.
Oh man I just let a nutty bratwurst go. If you hear a noise in the night it'll be my sphincter snapping back into place.
by Gruzzo July 17, 2006
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Norwegian Bratwurst

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Norwegian Bratwurst is a term used in response to the presentation of any other term that one may be unfamiliar with. It may be used as an escape mechanism from a situation/question that tests one's knowledge of Urban Dictionary terms, or just a joke on a friend to test their honesty in being presented with an Urban Dictionary term.
An example of both applications is as follows:

Michael: Hey, Eloise, have you heard of a cream pie?
Eloise (with discomfiture): No, I have not. But have you heard of a Norwegian Bratwurst?
Michael (with false confidence): Yeah, that's disgusting!
Eloise: Moron! Norwegian bratwurst does not exist. I simply made it up in order to play you the fool.
by Clem&Daph December 26, 2010
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Sourdough Bratwurst

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when a guy with a chode fucks a girl with yeast infection
ryan made a sourdough bratwurst with your mom last night
by gsrbn January 20, 2009
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Bouncing the Bratwurst

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Taking ones phallus, or male genitallia and continuing to rub and or stroke, with ones hand or manus in latin, until reaching the point of orgasm or ejaculation which is when the liquid known as Spermatozoa explodes from the head of the said urethra
This is a derogitory term others such as beating the meat are often prevalent
Chris took Will's Bratwurst and proceeded to bounce it vigorously, until Will reached a state of PHHHING it all over Chris (PHHHING is shooting it). Bouncing the Bratwurst
by Piglett and Frisbee May 30, 2006
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smoked bratwurst

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While spooning -the inner spoon farts, smoking the outer spoon's bratwurst.
After my wife ate the chili Saturday at the picnic, let's just say I have a smoked bratwurst.
by The smoker December 16, 2013
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