Bouncing Betty

Bouncing Betty- 1. an old flame or ex-girlfriend that never let go who pops up stirs up all kinds of old crap then disappears, an emotional land mine that pops up out of the bush to chest level and sprays shrapnel.
2. a woman or ex girlfriend who just bounces in and out of one's life
These are best spotted and disarmed prior to explosion. The best way to do this is to leave them under a BIG rock.
Bra I got this Bouncing Betty who lost her virginity to me who keeps popping up and telling me she's in a miserable abusive relationship.

Bra I have had this Bouncing Betty that I have been friends with for years, but we only talk when she's going through some shit with her old man.
by nineuvcps June 16, 2010
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it is a sex position in which the girl is dangling from the ceiling via monkey swing and the guy fucks the shit out of the girl while she bounces up and down repeatedly
important: her nipples are painted gold and her whore name is betty
me and you are going to perform the bouncing betty
by scott johnsonnn March 25, 2011
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Bouncing betty

A woman that jumps from one military person to another military person.
Did you hear Sgt.Johnson caught a bouncing betty from the bar last night.
by Legomydrlp September 03, 2022
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Bouncing betty

When a man, or woman, (depending on your sexual preference) is giving you a reverse cowgirl until ejaculation, much like the mine that bounces and explodes.
Man 1: hey isn’t that Sarah Jessica Parker?
Man 2: yeah, she gave me a Bouncing Betty in the church parking lot in my dad’s van.
by Jiminy cherrypopper November 12, 2017
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Bouncing Betty

A landmine used in the Vietnam War, considered one of the deadliest weapons on the battlefield, and an A-grade mine. Invented by Germany, when detonated would shoot up into the air a couple feet and explode spraying shrapnel in all directions designed to defend against infantry rather than heavy vehicles.
Watch your step as we advance, there are Bouncing Bettys scattered throughout these fields.
by Zorgosie October 25, 2022
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woman: "oh I want you to semtex all over my bouncing betty!"
by Lord Maxseby March 27, 2018
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baltimore bouncing betty

The act of placing thugs, criminals or drug dealers in the back of a Baltimore police van with no seatbelt, drive extremely erratic, and hope for a spinal cord injury.
Yo PoPo gave Alashawndre a Baltimore bouncing betty...and now he in the hospital.
by surfdog April 26, 2016
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