Boston Hot Chocolate

When one fills their own hand with hot, smelly, chunky diarrhea, and slaps someone else in the face with it.

Caroline was totally out of control, so Chris served her up a Boston Hot Chocolate.

by Dog cock December 31, 2022

Bostonese

A term collectively used by the fans of New Kids on the Block to describe the NKOTB members' accents when they speak. Being from Boston, the band members have distinct accents that the fans have embraced and even mimic to an extent.

Practically any word ending in (-er) or (-ar) can be translated into Bostonese by replacing the suffix with (-ah), such as in "glittah" "sweah" or "bettah."

Bostonese: Joey Mac bettah be tweeting on Twittah tonight, or I sweah I might have a heart attack!

Plain English: Joey Mac better be tweeting on Twitter tonight, or I swear I might have a heart attack!

by Amos238 June 10, 2009

Bostonian Flintlock

When a man is banging a chick doggy style and he takes a dip from his lip and packs it in her butt. He then flips her on her back and uses a match to light her vaginal hair while yelling “Freedom!”

I pulled a Bostonian Flintlock on that chick and now I’m pissed because I don’t have anymore dip!

by Stephen Roche November 7, 2017

The Boston Ball Party

Sex act: The Boston Ball Party

Where one rebels against taxation by dressing up in an Indian costume, and then taking a shipment of your balldo(tm) and throwing it right into her haborussy.

I heard that if you get a balldo(tm) and do The Boston Ball Party with your wife, you won’t even last 15 seconds.

by Big_Daddy_JFC_420 November 23, 2022

boston buddy breather

The act of farting into someone's mouth through a snorkel inserted in your anus.

Matt finally convinced Ashley to accept a Boston buddy breather on their Carribbean honeymoon.

by HBPC February 5, 2014

Boston Bench Press

When a fuck naked guy lays flat and lifts his fuck naked girl (or guy if he’s a bit homosexual) up and down on his erect dick, penetrating the girl/guy’s vagina or anus, simulating a bench press. It originated in Boston back in the American Revolution when horny colonists would kidnap British Redcoats and give them a Boston Bench Press in retaliation for raising taxes on the colonies and shutting down the port of Boston, thus coining the term. It is still widely practiced today as a training exercise for the New England Patriots as an ode to the team’s origins in Boston. It’s also just a good exercise if you can’t afford a gym membership or benching equipment.

Guy 1: Ayo you look totally ripped today did you start working out?
Guy 2: Absolutely.
Guy 1: That’s awesome bro, I work out too! What gym do you go to?
Guy 2: Oh I don’t go to the Gym, I just give my girlfriend a Boston Bench Press.

by InternetSlangPhD January 8, 2023

The Boston Struggle

The Boston Struggle is an act of road rage involving leaving ones car in the middle of Bostonian traffic and shoving a raw lobster up an orifice of a nearby driver.

Two men engaged in the Boston Struggle after half an hour of gridlocked traffic in hopes of relieving their pent up anger.

by wokkawokkaflyswagmcgeeswagging November 3, 2013