The Enclosed Instruction Book

1. A video game guide booklet that comes packaged with the CD-i game "Hotel Mario".

2. A vary powerful item in the world of YouTube Poop, it has various abilities, and has enough power to even destroy God Luigi, the final form of Gay Luigi. It is believed to be controlled by Mario.

1. If you need instructions on howta get through duh hotels, check out The Enclosed Instruction Book.

2. Mah Boi, The Enclosed Instruction Book is what ALL true warriors STRIVE for!

by Splek January 22, 2009

cock book

A Cock book is basically another word for a porno magazine.

Cpl. Ray Person: "Wait, are you talking about like jerking off without using any hands?"

Sgt. Antonio Espera: "No, Dog! I'm talking about fucking any girl you want, all in your mind."

Cpl. Ray Person: "You need one hand at least to hold the cock book."

by rotating snowflake January 4, 2010

Book

Something you aren't reading since you're looking at this definition and killing time on urban dictionary

Friend: we need to read this book for English
You: (on urban dictionary) huh?

by fallingsun3 June 17, 2016

Comic Book Cast

A group of comic fans who talk comics, make dick jokes and talk about what they eat for breakfast.

"Hey did you hear about Armin's Sony rant."
"Isn't he a member of the comic book cast."

by arkham knight January 26, 2015

book sniffing

1. Breathing in the sent of a book; often done in secret.
2. How book nerds get high.

Gerald likes book sniffing at lunchtime. It makes Gerald happy!

by CakeforFlowers March 9, 2017

guiness book of records

The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.

Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.

Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"

by Rock DJ June 27, 2005

flick book

Lads have a wank bank or highlight reel, girls have a flick book. Happy flicking 😄

That's so going in my flick book! Sam looked so hot!!

by Lol 😂😂 June 2, 2015