Something people read. Some people use them as a resource, others read them for fun, others do only because they have to. Some people think it is nerdy and uncool and boring to read hooks for fun. on the other hand, others acctually do read for fun. I personally generally don't like reading, like 90% of books i would not read for fun.
Son/daughter: "Fuck! I have to read this fucking book for Class!"
Parent: "I thought you like reading! Reading is fun!"
Son/Daughter: "No books are fucking boring and stupid and lame! I don't like reading!"
Parent: "I thought you like reading! Reading is fun!"
Son/Daughter: "No books are fucking boring and stupid and lame! I don't like reading!"
by Chillice July 26, 2015
secret word for "booze"
used when near adults or somewhere that you cannot talk about drinking openly
a. a shot is one page
b. reading a book means drinking
c. being literate means being drunk (since you have "read the book")
d. being illiterate means being sober
e. the library is the liqour store
used when near adults or somewhere that you cannot talk about drinking openly
a. a shot is one page
b. reading a book means drinking
c. being literate means being drunk (since you have "read the book")
d. being illiterate means being sober
e. the library is the liqour store
a. lets read a few pages!!
b. im gonna read a book
c. damn man, bob read so many pages that now he is literate as hell!
d.
Bob: "wanna read a few pages after school man?"
Jim: "naw man, i have a driving lesson and i gotta stay illiterate"
e. "yo im gonna get some books at the library so we can have a lot of it at the party"
b. im gonna read a book
c. damn man, bob read so many pages that now he is literate as hell!
d.
Bob: "wanna read a few pages after school man?"
Jim: "naw man, i have a driving lesson and i gotta stay illiterate"
e. "yo im gonna get some books at the library so we can have a lot of it at the party"
by da boozeman July 20, 2006
Brian: You are really pretty
Girl at Bar: Thanks
Brian: You know, uh, I wrote a book
Girl at Bar: What's that?
Brian: It's like a long magazine
Girl at Bar: Huh?
Brian: It's like the Internet made out of a tree
Girl at Bar: Oh, weird. You want to have sex in the bathroom?
Brian: Oh gosh, what a treat, yes I would like that
Girl at Bar: Thanks
Brian: You know, uh, I wrote a book
Girl at Bar: What's that?
Brian: It's like a long magazine
Girl at Bar: Huh?
Brian: It's like the Internet made out of a tree
Girl at Bar: Oh, weird. You want to have sex in the bathroom?
Brian: Oh gosh, what a treat, yes I would like that
by Misthios February 08, 2010
by keeka April 13, 2007
"I'm late - I've got to book now." (I've got to leave immediately).
"Let's book!" (Let's go, now).
"Larry booked over to Jim's place an hour ago." (Larry walked hastily...).
"Let's book!" (Let's go, now).
"Larry booked over to Jim's place an hour ago." (Larry walked hastily...).
by J.D. Casnig February 17, 2009
A book is about entertainment,fun, and laughter, sometimes u even get to learn new lessons in life when u read a book
This book is so entertaining and fun.
by my dictionary March 14, 2016