Bonobo

A great word to call a slut that claims he or she is “poly” without getting suspended or fired. It comes from the primate that is known for sluttery.

Girl 1: waaaaaah!!! doesnt wanna be my freind anymoreee because i cheated on my girlfreind but im poly!!
Girl 2: Uhhh…. Aren’t we in middle school? Okay? Sorry I guess

Two years later…

Girl 1: Yur a BEEATCH!
Girl 2 : Fuck you too! You aint just a bitch you a Bonobo.

by Imjustonheretosecretlytalkshit October 10, 2023

Bonobo

To fuck someone like a bonobo chimpanzee who won't quit. Rapid fire bang.

I'm going to fuck you like a bonobo, girl/boy.

She ain't no hoe, just because she went bonobo.

by Bonono123 September 14, 2016

Bonobo

A monster that live in bamboo forests and has red eyes. It's chest is open and if you look at it in its eyes it will hunt you down

Oh no the Bonobo monster is coming

by Hdgehkrkrjje April 29, 2022

Bonobo

Verb or noun. Engaging in animalistic sex. Rubbing genitals frequently in a frenzied state.

Let's go back to my place and do the bonobo.

I'm going to bonobo the sh%t out of you.

by Pushpuppy March 05, 2014

Boosted Bonobo

A Boosted Bonobo is a person that is incapable of completing the simplest of task. It is often associated with NightBlue3 as he is known to be the biggest Bonobo of them all.

Hahahaha your such a Boosted Bonobo

by M8Damon October 13, 2016

Sticky bonobo

A sticky bonobo is when your penis is glazed with sperm

Imma beat my meat till I have a sticky bonobo

by Shshshdjsjsdndnddn September 30, 2019

Bonobo Warfare

Idea that conflicts should be resolved in the way that they are solved in bonobo society, which is entirely through sexual contact.

Bonobos screw gratuitously; males and males, females and females, adults and children. It replaces violence with sex, as opposed to normal Chimpanzees, which fight much in the way humans do.

According to the Bonobo Warfare theory, missiles would essentially be the same shape, but their function would be somewhat different.

by Harry S. Truman September 21, 2004