Bonk

A drug used to get high or "go bonkers". Bonk comes in may different forms including: pills, drinks, and tea. The original form of bonk is a brown plant that looks similar to tobacco. Some effects include feeling euphoric and going absolutely bonkers.

" Hey bro, you tryna bonk later?"

"Dude, i just bonked in the bathroom, i'm too bonkers."
"I was bonking my bonk, want some?"

Bonk by Frickenchimken April 26, 2019

Bonk

School Lunch

Person 1: Bruh u nasty as shit why u eatin the bonk?!

Person 2: Shut yo dumb ass up u already know I’m a Certified Bonk Eater ™️

Bonk by asfdbfdweqdsgfnewrhgjf November 15, 2018

Bonk

A Black country (English area)slang term for Little Hill

I`m going for a walk up the bonk

Bonk by Rag arse July 3, 2011

bonk

A very old outdated term for sex. It was once considered cool to say bonk in 1996 but if you use the term today you will sound like a douche bag.

"I want to bonk that girl with the scrunchy on," said the loser with a boner.

bonk by lola24 April 7, 2010

Bonk

Another term for poop. Can be used in place of the word poop or to describe the action of pooping.

Damn I just took a HUGE Bonk in your toilet man.
Bruh this Bonk smells like death.

Bonk by Petezc123 February 4, 2021

Bonk

This word is used to instantly win an argument If someone is insulting you. For example, someone is roasting you, and in response, you say "Bonk". They will be visibly confused to why you just said Bonk randomly, this works even better if you walked away right afterwards. Bonk means "Fuck you bitch", and is like a code work that only you and select others will know. The power of absolute decimation is now in your hands.

Enemy: You're a dirty bitch
You: Bonk

Bonk by Walter Walters November 23, 2021

bonk

To strike someone with a foreign, hard plastic object. A bonk will usally result in a loud "crack" if performed corectly. A well place hit on the elbow, head (skull), knee, or spine will result in a red inflammed welt which will be sensitive to the touch for hours.

"Yesterday Jeff bonked Bert in the side on the head with his nalgene in the hall"

"If you you don't shut your fucking mouth im going bonk you with this broken "bop it" i got a garage sale last week!!

bonk by Hershcle February 21, 2008