Boyertown

Boyertown consists of white trash, drugs, ritas, pizza, and fragile children who are overexcessive with the language and rivalries. We also have sassy ass nine year olds and gangs.

Boyertown is such a trash town

by Jess Am September 1, 2018

Boyertown Mutant

An area of Pennsylvania where procreation results in a specie that is quite ugly and may be considered "slow". These things all look alike and demonstrate characteristics associated with "freak accidents". They are all tall, thin and pale with jet black hair and beady eyes. They are cannibals and enjoy horse meat. They wear Tevas all year round and drink warm milk. They shop at Wal-Mart FOR EVERYTHING and drive Chevy Astro vans with tinted windows. They enjoy gardening....in winter. Lawn gnomes adorn their property. They don't read bedtime stories to their children...they put on the 'human centipede' on blu-ray and leave the room. They only buy jordache jeans...white washed of course (however, if route 66 is on sale they will consider this as an alternative). Flannel is a must. Their weddings are performed by a blind little person who recites entire ceremony in pig latin. They are generally nice but do not wave to them as they consider this as a 'fuck you' and consider the middle finger as a sign of welcoming. They take poops on the hour...never a second earlier or later. Avoid area at all costs.

Dude are you really wearing tevas? you look like a fucking Boyertown Mutant.

by TheGreatGagsby February 8, 2012

Bonetown

engaging in coitus: fornication

Hey man, how was your date? Did you take her to Bonetown?

I took a trip to Bonetown last night.

by Ron Lite December 14, 2008

bonertopia

a specific place in my pants where boners can be found

"Hey Morgan, take a trip to bonertopia

by romis1234 August 20, 2008

Bonercoin

The next upcoming cryptocurrency to replace dogecoin

Person 1: " I'm gonna put $10 on bonercoin"
Person 2: " more like 10 inches"

by Wankoffski August 25, 2022

bonerzone

An area that induces instant boner.

Hey, those shoes are totally bonerzone.

by apple_eater5000 August 8, 2009

Boyertown

Home of The White Trash. Consumes about 90% percent of the population. They say it's a no place for hate .. they're full of shit !

"Oh I'll send my kid to Boyertown, they have a nice no place for hate program"
"The hell they do! That's why people take their life because of bullying they didn't do shit for !"

by BeenThereDoneThat July 7, 2012