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Skin and Boners

When, because of all the sex you've been having, you have lost all the fat on your body. This can be because you have had to stop eating, or been spending so much energy. Usually stopped by bringing whipped cream to the bedroom.
Stacey: "Holy crap, your boyfriend has lost alot of weight! He's skin and bones!"

Jane: "Skin and boners, actually."
by Ploofy4 April 23, 2010
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Later Boners

Lat·er Bon·ers (noun) Any multiplayer game (such as Little Big Planet or Super Mario Bros. Wii) wherein one player can sprint ahead and cause the death of his "teammates".

So named because of the tendency of people to yell "Later boners!" to their friends as they leave them behind.
"I was playing Later Boners with my friends the other night and they kept killing me off because I was too slow to keep up. I hate being the boner."
by Real Namerson April 30, 2012
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giving out free boners

When a woman dresses in a sexy way.
Did you see Jessica's short skirt? She's giving out free boners today.
by jokeysmurf1969 October 2, 2009
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All Smiles and Boners

The state of mind a male enters when he subconsciously has a sexual fantasy, usually in the middle of class, church, a movie, at dinner, or any other inappropriate time.

It isn't until about three minutes into this mental state that smiles and boners occurs within the male and he realizes that he has been having sexual fantasies for an extended duration of time.

The temporary phase usually lasts until the boner becomes obvious, someone notices the male's lack of attention, or some other stimulus draws the male out of his state of arousal.
I was all smiles and boners until an old lady said, "I see you staring at your dog's pussy."
by mourkeer August 13, 2012
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stoner boners

an unofficial couple that only hooks up when high or intoxicated in some way. kind of like fun-buddies but in lower states of consciousness.
Person 1: "I saw Victoria and some random guy go into a room last night at the party and hook up, are they dating?"

Person 2: "Naw they're just stoner boners."

Person 1: "Oh touche."
by juggalettelex February 24, 2010
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500 boners

500 is the most you can have.
bro #1: dude that's sweet, i give it like 368 boners.
bro #2: 500 boners is the most you can have.
by Ese Y December 14, 2008
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Scraping boners

When two or more males are over excited to see each other (sometimes due to a long time apart) the excessive show of enthusiasm or appreciation, These individuals can be described to be "Scraping boners"
"Hey Newham and Murray look happy to see each other."

"Yeah they're scraping boners alright.!
by Wreckin'balls March 8, 2009
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