BonerStalling

When a guy starts hooking up with his girlfriend and gets a boner, but then his girlfriend gets up and wants to leave immediately, so he is stuck with a boner and doesn't want to stand up right away...this is an appropriate time to boner stall

Lucy: Okay John let's go. I have to be home in 5 minutes.

John: Lucy just hang on a second

Lucy: Why? Do you have a boner or something?

John: Yes

John was doing some BonerStalling

by Joseph BonerStalin January 21, 2010

beerfest

the best movie ever created in the history of great movies

beerfest was a great movie

by Meredithisyomama September 5, 2006

bonefest

Used in reference to a positive, often exceptional sexual experiencing involving two or more persons.

"I bet you and those twins had one huge bonefest last night!"

"Man, I'd like to take her to an all-night bonefest."

by Al-Mac May 23, 2008

beerfestify

1) v. To give unto another the movie Beerfest.

Hey, bitch, beerfestify me!

by The Borsch February 24, 2007

Bonerwaste

When you're lying in bed next to a girl and have a massive erection, but the girl refuses intercourse causing this holy gift of nature go to waste.

Last weekend I suffered a traumatic bonerwaste

by sausagestewie May 5, 2012

bonerjustice

Something amazing that happens after a cock block, resulting in something bad happening to the blocker.

Some douchebag stole Michael's date from the club, but he got bonerjustice when she gave that guy the herps.

by Pretzel-time June 26, 2012

bonedestroyer101

the literal best mutual ever (besides mumblinghero) who deserves the world. i wanna talk to them so bad tf. theyre hilarious, and super nice

ur mom: omg! i know bonedestroyer101, theyre the best
candice: IKRRRR

by punkassmf June 8, 2021