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Beantown Belly Bongos

Conceived in Boston, a Beantown Belly Bongo consists of a man using his penis as a drumstick to lightly and rhythmically drum the stomach of a woman as he comes onto it. Upon coming, the man will continue to drum his bongos noting the subtle splashing sound his bongos will now make, adding a whole new dimension to his symphony. The girl may never be told what is happening while she is being used as a Beantown Belly Bongo.
Tonight's gonna be a good night; Beers, Bitches, Beantown Belly Bongos.
by t7j939 April 30, 2010
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bogos binted

"Bogos Binted" is the only known translation that was produced from studying interstellar electromagnetic waves, coming from planet Kepler-22B. We believe it is an ancient race of otherworldly beings trying to communicate with a past version of ourselves, as they would have needed to calculate the time that both the light and the waves would travel in order to reach us. This means that in order to translate, we had to connect it to ancient languages, such as Ancient Pasylyptonian, and translate those messages to today's modern English.

Today, the message means that the person who spoke the words believes that the person receiving it is alien to them, and that they do not wish to make contact for a long time. This is due to the phrased roots, of being sent by aliens and not being received until millions of years later. Essentially, it can be used as an insult, or as a way to end a relationship.
"Hey man, wanna hang out later?"
"Bogos Binted."
"Oh.. I'm sorry, I'll leave"
by The kids are gone August 10, 2021
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bongosphere

n. The state or place where the things that make sense to you when you are high are true.
Doc finally understood the Grand Unifying Theory of Creation; but he forgot to document it before he sobered up and stepped out of the bongosphere.
by 1bigdork September 1, 2004
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Blogosapien

A person or persons who, as a full time activity, post inane unfiltered information about themself and or what they think, have thought or are thinking presently on websites known as blogs.
You really need to get out of the house, you spend too much time on your blog, your turning into a turning into a blogosapien.

Hilton Perez is the ultimate blogosapien...seriously who cares what he has to say!
by gummer stumps November 24, 2010
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Booty Bongos

Performance in which a woman's ass cheeks are utilized in a manner are manipulated in a fashion most similar to a Cuban percussion instrument consisting of a pair of single-headed, open-ended drums attached to each other. Similar to the bongo drums, the booty bongos are It is most often played by hand however differ in that they make no discernable sound unless the woman is naked or the booty bongo player is very strong or an “ass slapper
This pretty fit girl tried to give me a goodbye hug, but I was like- "nah girl, I'm feeling the beat and am gonna play those booty bongos instead"
by P Diddy $ <3 S.C. June 15, 2011
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balgoss

A monster that haunts arcade machines.
Beware of the balgoss
by Word Madman September 24, 2021
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bogos binted

an alien word for photos printed
Hey, did you get your photos printed?
bogos binted?
what
👽
by anidiotontheinternet69 June 22, 2021
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