J'obsessed

To love something so unconditionally, you simultaneously "j'adore" it while obsessing over it.

"Paige, wow, I am J'OBSESSED with your outfit today!"

by JackJamesC January 19, 2018

obsessed

1. Loving to the point of maybe even stalking.

2. Thinking only about one thing.

Spreading the word of the wonderful New York Dolls to everyone in your life.

mak: HEY, WHO'VE YOU TOLD ABOUT OUT BOYS LATELY?

kim: MY ENGLISH TEACHER, BOYFRIEND, AND ORTHODONTIST!

mak: WHAT'D THEY SAY? WILL THEY CHECK OUT SOME SONGS?

kim: MY BOYFRIEND TOLD ME I'M TOO obsessed WITH THE DOLLS. AND HE BROKE UP WITH ME.

by Sylvainia August 4, 2008

blogsessed

adj. to be obsessed with blogs and or blogging.

I am blogsessed with celebrity gossip sites.

by blogsessed March 16, 2009

Katy Perry Obsessed Fangirl

Obsessed with six the musical
Won’t shut up about it
Kins nagito probably
But then again, we love them

Katy: guys..don’t lose your head..

Callum: here we go again Katy Perry Obsessed Fangirl

by The best bisexual August 31, 2021

FOBsessed

Simply, somebody that's obsessed with Fall Out Boy.

(this isn't my word, i have to give credit to my friend for making this one up, i love u gaelyn :P)

Jess'ca: Ehmagawd Britney. Natasha, like totally forged Patrick Stump's signature and like got it tattooed on the back of her neck.

Britney: Ehmagawd Jess'ca. She is like, SO FOBsessed.

by loonerspacecraft November 4, 2007

obsessed ex boyfriend

a lonely loser creep who writes definitions on urban dictionary to vent about a woman who left him. Makes it look like he dumped her when the truth is she left him a long time ago after she realized what a broke bum he was. Has now developed a sick obsession and cant let go of the fact she dosent want him anymore. This guy thinks he was in a relationship with this person but the truth is it was nothing at all and she felt sorry for him.

Never befriend a pathetic loser, he'll start thinking your his 'girlfriend' and become an ''obsessed ex boyfriend''
She never loved you, get it through your thick head.
Stop wastin your time and move on

by Madhatters November 28, 2006

Obsessed

Is just a word the lazy use to describe the Dedicated.

Dedicated: I deadlift 315 yesterday!

Lazy: Man, your obsessed.
Dedicated: Your just jealous because you cant even curl the bar.

by Strong Chuy July 26, 2009