The sexiest most incredible man alive. On par with Jesus and Reuben Johnston. He paints happy little pictures for all ages to enjoy and to be honest, I don't know why there isn't a happy little religion for to praise our lord.
Bob Ross: "Let's paint a happy little cloud"
Me:"Ok"
Bob Ross"Let's paint another happy little cloud. Make a little friend. We all need friends"
Me: *a single tearrolling down my face* "Ok"
He is our lord and savior and one day he will rise and paint us a beautiful world. There will be happy little trees with happy little tree friends every where you look . He will make us into the perfect beings of pure happiness and paint and if there is a problem he will just paint the mistake out . Everywhere will be nature and happy animals and clouds and water . He will give us the perfect life and world . There will be no war no disease no disaster only harmony and perfect life . Because bob Ross will save our mortal souls . No body will die or feel pain only happiness . Every won’t have to worry about taxes or any money troubles . We will all paint . We will also worship Mr Rogers and Guy Fieri and Shaggy and Smokey The Bear . No sadness or anger . Just beauty and peace.
A GOD AMONG MEN! THEY GRATEST HUMAN TO HAVE EVER WALKED THE EARTH AND YOU BITCHES COULD NEVER (and I mean NEVER) COMPETE WITH SUCH A SAINTLY ANGELIC HUMAN SUCH AS BOB ROSS!!!!!!!!!!