by Josheedo November 19, 2015
Get the Blunderbuss mug.My office is a total blunderbuss, so leave me alone vial woman. I’m only kidding. Let me get this under here...”chocolates, for me....please, you probably give these out to all of your patients.” No, I got them for you, your favorite Mars sampler pack.
by Steve Zucchini December 7, 2018
Get the Blunderbuss mug.When your girl is asleep sneak into the bathroom and load her hairdryer up with various items. Perhaps some dried semen, pubic hair, or bacon flavored lube. Set the hairdryer back in its place. Sit and wait patiently for your girl to get shot gunned Kurt Cobain style by the surprise Blunderbuss.
Bro 1. Yeah bro Cassie isn't talking to me anymore...
Bro 2. Ahh what happened??
Bro 1. I hit that bitch with a Surprise Blunderbuss
Bro 2. What did you load it with
Bro 1. Sperm and her grandmother's ashes
Bro 2. Ahh what happened??
Bro 1. I hit that bitch with a Surprise Blunderbuss
Bro 2. What did you load it with
Bro 1. Sperm and her grandmother's ashes
by Cave man101 December 13, 2019
Get the Surprise Blunderbuss mug.When you go to take a shit and a large mass of air has built up resulting a discharge of hot air and medium soft pelts of shit shoot out with high velocity.
I had a lot of beer and pretzels last night and the gas I have is terrible. I had one of those airy shits that shot out like a blunderbuss. I think it’ll call it a blunderbuss shit.
by HeyItsMe! November 29, 2023
Get the Blunderbuss shit mug.A mid-1600s medium-range flintlock pistol or rifle that had an almost cartoon like, wide, outwards curving barrel, and was designed to shoot LITERALLY anything. You could literally shoot a freaking corn out and it would be fine.
by dictionaryblob128 May 11, 2022
Get the Blunderbuss mug.by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016
Get the Blunderbuss mug.A butthole of a mid 40’s male which has the ability to spackle the inside of a toilet with equal parts elegance and pizazz.
by Gam Jam23 April 8, 2021
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