by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

A mid-1600s medium-range flintlock pistol or rifle that had an almost cartoon like, wide, outwards curving barrel, and was designed to shoot LITERALLY anything. You could literally shoot a freaking corn out and it would be fine.
by dictionaryblob128 May 11, 2022

When your girl is asleep sneak into the bathroom and load her hairdryer up with various items. Perhaps some dried semen, pubic hair, or bacon flavored lube. Set the hairdryer back in its place. Sit and wait patiently for your girl to get shot gunned Kurt Cobain style by the surprise Blunderbuss.
Bro 1. Yeah bro Cassie isn't talking to me anymore...
Bro 2. Ahh what happened??
Bro 1. I hit that bitch with a Surprise Blunderbuss
Bro 2. What did you load it with
Bro 1. Sperm and her grandmother's ashes
Bro 2. Ahh what happened??
Bro 1. I hit that bitch with a Surprise Blunderbuss
Bro 2. What did you load it with
Bro 1. Sperm and her grandmother's ashes
by Cave man101 December 13, 2019

by CockBlocker425 May 11, 2024

by Josheedo November 19, 2015

Joe, "So I was totally finger blasting Susy crazy hard last night".
Stephen, "Cool".
Joe, "Yeah, but she blunderbussed me and my boner died".
Stephen, "Cool".
Joe, "Yeah, but she blunderbussed me and my boner died".
by CornbreadBenn August 26, 2013

A butthole of a mid 40’s male which has the ability to spackle the inside of a toilet with equal parts elegance and pizazz.
by Gam Jam23 April 8, 2021
