Bluetoothed

Being fooled momentarily into thinking
you're having a conversation with someone
who may be looking at you, nodding, etc.,
but who is actually having a phone
conversation on wireless headset. Mutually
annoying as each party thinks the other is being rude.
Joe: I just got bluetoothed again by
the boss's secretary... I can never tell whether she's talking to me,
talking on the phone or talking to the voices in her head...

Moe: Ha ha, I carry a pad and paper deaf-mute style to communicate in the office any more...
by Hey Moe! May 16, 2009
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A device put into a man's ear when he is unable to have a penis in his mouth or in his ass. Something that predominantly lower life forms have in their ears while out at restaurants or in front of you at the drycleaner and they continue to use them with no consideration for the waiter/waitress or store clerk.

On women, the same as above, but normally used by black women in automatic BMW's with balloon payments soon due - only used when in public places, never while in the car or else people who pull up next to them won't know that they have a cell phone!

Something that makes you look like you are running late for your Star Trek convention or the Dr. Who film festival. Only to be worn in public by morons.
She put her bluetooth in her ear and her brain fell out the other end, but no one knew the difference.

That goofball with the backwards hat is talking to himself while in line at Best Buy to show everyone that he has friends, but we all know that he is talking to his mama!

She walked up to my line at the store while talking on her bluetooth, I asked her if I could help her, she ignored me, so I yelled "next!".
by OnTheSideOfRight October 14, 2006
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A dental condition that occurs if you go down on one of the members of 'Blue Man Group'
Damn... my wife went backstage at Vegas and came home with a bad case of bluetooth. But as she said 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas,' then she flashed me this bright blue smile.
by UselessFreeAdvice December 19, 2007
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its when a guy takes his dick. lays it on the girls shoulder. she then jacks it with her head.
dude! this girl straight bluetoothed my dick.
by got em! April 17, 2009
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When a girl is wearing big hoop earrings and a guy locks her heels into her hoop earrings in order to alleviate the stress of holding her legs up.
My arms were tired from holding her legs up, so i enabled her Bluetooth.
by Hotnicks August 01, 2010
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Remember that one part where Billy Dee Williams calls up his buddy with the robotic bluetooth headphones and he goes and IMs Darth Vader, who's all like "L0LZ, 1 4/\/\ j00r f4t-3r!!! PWN3|)!" That was awesome.
by Harris Bergstein December 22, 2006
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When a woman is giving a "Hands free" blow job to a man.
"DUDE! I got the sickest Bluetooth last night!"
by willywonka9385 December 03, 2008
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