I was booped by my best friend, Matt.
by nani9 May 1, 2014
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Get the Bloofed mug.by Grulemart November 27, 2019
Get the Bloopid mug.A pure blooded thief infiltrates a criminal airship in a government mission. While the goal is to get incriminating files, a pure blooded thief will go for something priceless instead, and the government will realize they've gone rogue and they are not pardoned. This will either lead to joining the criminal organization, being pardoned much later, stealing a base and converting it into a resort, or stealing another priceless object.
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Get the gold blooded mug.When your incompetent boss assigns you a pointless task for a scumbag client which your boss will either ignore or write off. The details of this kind of assignment (including the deadlines, specific tasks, and rationales) are usually extremely vague and involve ethically questionable activities. The assignment is typically so vague that one does not often know he has gotten Bloomed until the task is overdue.
Man, I think I got Bloomed this afternoon, but I'm pretty sure I'd be committing fraud if I went through with it. This assignment really Bloomed into an incomprehensible nightmare!
by GettinBloomed May 7, 2013
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I was walking around in my house when I noticed part of my penis felt cooler than the rest. Silly me, I didn't buy the boxers with the button in the front. I had a boner blooper.
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