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blonde moment 

an action/event/happening that makes a person look so dumb and/or retarded, that they don't even realize it, and gain the iq of a blonde person.
Hey, did you see Tyler get the shit beat outta him over a pen?
Yep, he had a blonde moment.

You see that arguement that Alex and Mike had?
Yeah, Alex was havin' a blonde moment...
Why?
She was pissed about him taking her pencil, when she never had one.
blonde moment by david7777 March 17, 2008
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blonde moment 

A specific moment when one acts blonde.
blonde moment by Addiy March 28, 2003

blonde moment 

er..um...can't think
er..um...can't think
blonde moment by natural blonde October 3, 2003

blonde moment 

Something that doesn't actually exist. Something made up by dumb people of another hair color so they could blame their own stupidity on their "blonde" alter-ego or whatever.
Melissa: I set the vacuum cleaner on fire! I must have been having a blonde moment!
Me: No, you must just be stupid.
blonde moment by annaBanana3 June 29, 2005

blonde moment 

When someone who isn't blonde does something stupid, or forgets something obvious.
"Duh! Blonde moment!" said the brunette, after tripping over the cat.
blonde moment by funkyseaweed October 5, 2003

blonde moment 

when a blonde haired person does something ditzsy,clumsy,stupid,etc.
Wow I just fell on my face!Whoa Im having a blonde moment!!
blonde moment by Anonymous October 2, 2003

blonde moment 

An instant of such complete idiocy that it could only be perpetrated by a blonde.
The entire class froze when the dumb blonde yelled out "Viva Mexico!"
blonde moment by Anonymous October 2, 2003