Bloated Meatballs

When a man's testicles are full of semen.

I'm gonna have fun deflating these bloated meatballs, tonight.

by Cody, for Jenny <3 July 2, 2011

bloated ego

The state of one's sense of self being greater than it truly is.

The state of a person who is excessively prideful, pompous, or on a power stroke.

Leaders with bloated egos tend to be very rude and belligerant.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004

Bloated Cheeto Puff

An arrogant racist orange man who is now the president of the United States, a.k.a. Donald J. Trump.

Person A: Hey, you know who won the election?
Person B: Yeah, the Bloated Cheeto Puff.

by OfficerHaught November 13, 2016

Bloated ballsack

When you have not ejaculated in a year

Dude today was stressful and aggravating, and my bloated ballsack is not helping.

by Pussy burp September 14, 2020

Bloated Taint

When you are extra puffy down there during Aunt Flows visit.

Sometimes its messy, butt Heather just wants Geof to pound her bloated taint.

by ShortSmartSassySweet July 4, 2023

Bloated Whale Tactics

Bloated Whale tactics is referred to a legal jargon, when a Japanese person decides to file a malicious lawsuit against a foreigner in the hopes of making a quick buck in a viable situation, due to Japan's 99.9% conviction rate and also having a trump card in case the foreign defendant concedes to their demands.

Hitachi has employed the Bloated Whale Tactics in order to gain economic leverage over Jimmy's business holdings inside of Osaka.

by Gacrux August 30, 2023

bloated sausage

Synonym for a penis that is in between the phase"erect" and "hanging". It is hard but does not stand up.

"Dude stop flopping your bloated sausage everywhere!"

"Fuck you, why don't you come suck on it!!!"

by ModernWumbologist May 20, 2014