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corn blindness

When you are a killer, and are chasing someone through a corn field and no longer can see them in the game dead by daylight.
"Toxic Claudette! you know corn blindness is a real thing!"
by Corn blindness October 19, 2018
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Camp Blinders

During summer camp when you experience the feels for someone who you would not normally be attracted to.
Jason: You know, I never noticed until now, but Lucy is kinda hot...

Nate: Na, man. It's just camp blinders.
by timewarp November 29, 2018
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Fruit blindness

An inability to recognize obvious signs of male homosexuality. Most prevalent in frumpy straight women who pursue romance with attractive gay men.
Your fiance is gay. Look at you. Look at him. Classic case of fruit blindness.
by hachface May 17, 2009
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Peaky blinders

A TV drama (airing in 2017)
by Anonymousperson321 June 8, 2017
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fridge blindness

A horrible disease that makes you eventually starve to death.

fridge blindness is something which many men have, usually we can live through it with the help of a female who has not got Fridge blindness disease.

it starts of with not being able to find the butter in the fridge and having to ask where it is. it is eventually found by a female right in front of your eyes.
Then it moves onto more obvious object such as the eggs, milk and after a few weeks of having FBD you will no longer be able to see the orange juice.

Unfortunately some people have been seriously hurt mentaly by this disease.

WARNING!!!! all men and a small percent of female will have this disease in there life, you can't catch it of other infected people but it is more dangerous in a badly lit room.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Man with Fridge Blindness: wheres the butter?
woman: there idiot, it's right in front of you
Man: NOOOOO I HAVE FBD

*10 days later the man dies of not having enough milk*
by I lost the game April 19, 2008
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scrolling blindness

In programming/computer science, refers to the effect of numerous exceptions being thrown in an application. The list of exceptions, often originating from one bug, makes it difficult to track down and forces programmers to scroll through a log of exceptions. Often the use of a logger will alleviate this problem.

Can also refer to a bloated log file of error messages.
It took twice as long to find the bug because our log file suffered from 'scrolling blindness'
by Nine-Ball November 8, 2007
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Booty Blindness

When dating a relatively hot individual, but are blind to their rather obvious flaws and personality issues.
"Dude, what does Sam see in her? She likes punching babies. And old people!"

"He's got the booty blindness."
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