Very, very bored . . .
Kurt: I'm as bored as a blind man in a strip club
Felix: But blind men can feel can't they?
Kurt: Yeah, but you have to pay extra
by Leo Calnan October 8, 2010
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The man sits on the woman with his testicles covering her eyes, he puts his penis in her mouth whilst pooing on her head.
by R.Savage July 26, 2011
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When you have some bastard fingering your jap's eye and your bunghole at the same time.
Oh jesus that old black man from north korea gave me the south korean blind china man.
by Rk1997 November 20, 2017
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NO WORDS NEEDED USING THIS CARD IS BLINDING TO THE OPPONENT
WELL AT LEAST I GOT GOOD SHOULDERS
"EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT"
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When one shaves down below but ends up leaving many patches of hair, one has to wonder if it was shaved by a blind man.
Yo, you missed so many spots, it looks like a Blind Man's Shave"
by Mexican Handshake July 28, 2010
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A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.
Man it was so fucked last night! I walked in on Johnny giving some chick a blind man's blizzard!
by Ryno.jnr September 6, 2014
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