by CRAPMUFFIN November 16, 2003
A guy who doesnt care what the girl looks like because they are drunk or just want some pussy... third eye is the dickhole
by here i am December 26, 2005
The craftful art of taking cream cheese an inserting it cold into ones anus and let it melt. At that point you take an exploding shit on your partners anus covering the "brown eye" with a milky white film.
Frequently used on bagels as a spread after coitus
This is also known as the "birds eye" due to the similarity to bird shit.
Frequently used on bagels as a spread after coitus
This is also known as the "birds eye" due to the similarity to bird shit.
by brianssmithsmom May 18, 2010
by edmond April 22, 2005
When your showering with your signifigant other or fuckbag...while shes got her back turned too you, grab a hand full of shampoo or soap. Get your fuckstick lathered up real well, drop the bar of soap in front of her. So when she goes too pick it up, you jam your prick inside her balloon knot. Leaving a , stinging, burning sensation in her butthole . Hence " Third eye Blind "
Samantha was out shopping at the grocery store, when she goes too grab a box of fruit loops from the bottom shelf. To her surprise, she feels a burn. Billy the box boy, give's her the ole " third eye blind ". cleanup in aisle 3, cleanup in aisle 3
by jaibone8 October 30, 2010
When you are 69ing and the chick sits on your face and her vag goes in your eye and you can therefore no longer see.
"Get off my face, you just third eye blinded me! "
"I was 69img with April and she third eye blinded me."
"I was 69img with April and she third eye blinded me."
by Cantgoback June 23, 2017
Blind eye syndrome is a characterisation of someone who is visually impaired in one eye and visually unimpaired in the other.
When this person interacts with the average person, they close their visually impaired eye. However, when this person interacts with a particular person or type of person, they close their visually unimpaired eye.
If you associate with someone with blind eye syndrome that closes their visually unimpaired eye, when they are interacting with you, this indicates that you are not a high priority to them, and you should consider isolating yourself from them, because their disregard of your well-being may prompt you to expend all your time and energy on their well-being in the hope of opening their visually unimpaired eye, but as your lifeless body stands there with not a single picojoule left to spare, you will discover that there is nothing you can do to be seen by them, thus being possessed by an overwhelming notion of worthlessness and unworthiness of love.
When this person interacts with the average person, they close their visually impaired eye. However, when this person interacts with a particular person or type of person, they close their visually unimpaired eye.
If you associate with someone with blind eye syndrome that closes their visually unimpaired eye, when they are interacting with you, this indicates that you are not a high priority to them, and you should consider isolating yourself from them, because their disregard of your well-being may prompt you to expend all your time and energy on their well-being in the hope of opening their visually unimpaired eye, but as your lifeless body stands there with not a single picojoule left to spare, you will discover that there is nothing you can do to be seen by them, thus being possessed by an overwhelming notion of worthlessness and unworthiness of love.
“Why am I the only one that is putting effort into our relationship? You are always begging our other friends to make plans with you. What about me? Do you just have blind eye syndrome or something?”
by Thomas Hobbes II March 05, 2022